More Q & A from a bored Helga...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
11/1/2005 10:42 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

More Q & A from a bored Helga...

Q. Why do men prefer big tits and tight pussies?
A. Because they have big mouths and little willies...


Q. What's the definition of indefinitely?
A. When your balls are bouncing off her arse, that's when you're in - definitely...


Q. What are the two words men don't like to hear?
A. "Stop" and "don't"...


Q. What do you get if you cross a nymphomaniac with a dictionary?
A. A fucking know-it-all...


Q. How many fish do you get in a pair of tights?
A. Two soles, two eels and a wet plaice...



Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


starlight_runner 39F

11/1/2005 6:41 pm

oh my AP really has kidnapped helga! n like the joker has given her inane funnies gas.does it wear off peeps, will helga ever return to normal peeps.quick boy wonder to the star mobile.rofl

no no now i have it

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

Star


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
11/1/2005 7:26 pm

lmao...

[still cracking up...]

very nice miss Helga.

PS: ... you wouldn't happen to have a bra fetish, would you?


GangBangCple 66M/55F

11/1/2005 9:57 pm

pmsl ,
love the first one!


HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/2/2005 2:49 am

Oddly, men like "don't" and "stop" when said together - it's when there's a pause involved that we are disappointed.


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
11/2/2005 4:26 am

Damn it, Hardly ... will you please stop leavng the comments that I want to leave?!


Hobbes1025 46M

11/4/2005 11:27 pm

I don't care much for big tits. As for a tight pussy, even my last girlfriend wanted one. Hers was so big, she could stick a baseball bat inside, and still have room for the balls.

And no, I never stuck anything of mine into her.


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