Male or female?  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
9/6/2005 12:33 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Male or female?

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

For example:

Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on.

Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years,
but it's handy to have around.

Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

expatbrit49 62M

9/6/2005 2:49 pm

Yachts--Female they can be a pain, cost you lots of money, but they are fun

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

RailBaron2 54M

9/6/2005 4:24 pm

A couple more for you- Crock pot-FEMALE takes all day to get things ready to eat.
Mircowave oven- MALE pop it in turn it on & its done in minuetes.
Steam Locomotives- FEMALE They can be Beutifull on the outside, Hot as Hell on the inside, No 2 are exactly alike in temperment,Both are High Maintenance,& it takes Skilled hands to know what to touch, how much to twist or pull to keep it from Blowing up in your face.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/6/2005 9:21 pm

Carpet - male - useless unless it gets laid, and seems to wear well even when others walk all over it.

freetime648 52F

9/7/2005 1:13 am

Grass.....definitely is always getting walked on and also crapped on by dogs!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

AlbertPrince 58M

9/7/2005 2:59 am

SWISS ARMY KNIFE - male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.

KIDNEYS - female - because they always go to the bathroom in pairs.

SHOE - male - because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.

sportsfan362436 47F

9/7/2005 9:35 pm

These are quite wonderful!!! Thanx for sharing, helga.
*smiles, kisses n hugz*

ByteChaser2 53M

9/8/2005 8:37 am

SUBMARINE - male: It's long, hard and full of Seamen...

MONEY - female: No seriously, is there really enough?

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