Lost in Space...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
12/14/2005 6:47 am

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Lost in Space...

I got all excited when I got this message in my inbox today. You think I'm kidding??? My inbox is doing an impersonation of the Sahara Desert in the summer right now. The only emails I get are auto-replies from people I've mailed... I know, me mailing! Hell, what happened to my well-declared principles of "they will come to me"??

Anyway, there I was, thinking Santy Claws was making my wish come true early, when the rose-tint on my specs cleared, and I read the message properly...

Hi King

I'm Markus

Love your webcam shows, there what horny dreams are made of!

We live a fair distance apart, so I'm not going to waste your time by promisind anything. The only thing I'd like is to get in touch and find out more about you.

You come across as a very interesting person aswell as a very open minded sexually adventerous person.

I'm online to try things once and maybe find something i love. I do have some off limits, but after that I'm open minded and not easily offended.

I'll leave it to you to decide and if your interested please get in touch. Perhaps you'd like to chat online, or you'd like me to call.

Take Care


Okay, so let's walk through this one slowly.

Firstly, my name is HELGA dammit!!

My webcam shows?? Lol... the only camming I've been doing lately is showing someone how to swivel on a long middle finger. I never realised it was the stuff horny dreams were made of!

"We live a fair distance apart..." well, actually, Markus lives in Cornwall. That's just down the road. Texas qualifies as a "fair distance apart"!!!

It's sweet that Markus isn't promising anything. I never like to have my hopes raised and then cruelly dashed.

I'll give him points for finding me interesting though, and yes, I'm open-minded to a point. Sexually adventurous? Hhmmm... not sure about that one. You'd have to ask those who know me sexually whether they'd classify me as "adventurous".

It was nice to know that Markus had some "off limits", but after that is open-minded and not offended too. Hell, I'd hope so! This isn't Friends Reunited after all!!

He's leaving it to me to decide. How sweet. Well, I have. I pushed the delete button. Finished. Case closed!

*Sigh*... somehow I think Markus simply chose the wrong profile name when he was typing his message. Damn... what I wouldn't give to know just who he was addressing his attentions to!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
12/14/2005 11:04 am

Love the pic.

Sounds like he has a standard e-mail he sends out and got the wrong handle on yours

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
12/14/2005 11:04 am

It's somehow reassuring to know I'm not the only one that gets mis-addressed messages!

And I'd like to make it clear that I was not the author of this message even though I was the one with whom you cammed in the way you described!

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/14/2005 1:02 pm

Thanks oldman... lol, he has since written back and apologised... seems I was the intended recipient, but that the first few lines didn't apply to me!

Q... LMAO! Um... I was teaching the swivel just yesterday... now you know it's my party trick! Remember this, though... I only swivel with people I know!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
12/14/2005 2:16 pm

Awww Helga ... and I thought I was special

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
12/15/2005 10:21 am

Q... of course you're special... you're the only one who has tangible proof of a swivel moment!

Trav... there's a Cornwall in Texas??

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

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