Let me spell it out for you...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
8/1/2005 3:18 pm

Last Read:
3/17/2011 4:10 pm

Let me spell it out for you...

I guess because my profile says I'm interested in erotic emails, I seem to get more than my fair share of stories written by A F F men.

Anyway... I digress...

I recently received a long story, and I'm guessing its intention was to make me hot 'n horny. It started off pretty well... and things were humming along nicely, until we hit the first spelling mistake.

The hero and heroine of the story were concluding a kiss {=} by "glazing" into each others eyes...hhmmm... *Helga muffles a giggle*

Further on, the hero detects the dampness of the heroine's "crouch"... *Helga is laughing out loud now*

Later in the story the hero is tonguing (sic) the heroine, and she then has a "knee weakling organism"... *by this stage Helga is rolling on the floor, holding onto her sides*

I have to admit that I never did write back to the author of the story... it hurts too much (from the laughter!!!)

The moral of my blog? Guys... erotic stories are very welcome in my mail box, but please, PLEASE can you read through it BEFORE you press "Send"!!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


bwv565uk 58M

8/1/2005 3:41 pm

"Her breath came in short pants"


rm_goodhummer06 49F

8/1/2005 4:56 pm

I love it...lol...I can't spell worth a damn anyway...he probably got so hot that the spellin went out the window...


Theflinkychick 105F

8/1/2005 5:04 pm

I overlook some mistakes, but it is easy to use a spelling check program. It won't work for syntax errors, but then those can slip by the best of us and sometimes are classically hysterical. Laughter can be very sexy, but I am sure you want the lady laughing at your humor, not your spelling!

LOL... I will be looking at my shorts carefully from now on looking for her breath...

Not all who wander are lost.


expatbrit49 62M

8/1/2005 5:33 pm

Cant spell worth a dam myself, but sometimes that dam spell check changes words on you, lol

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


sportsfan362436 47F

8/1/2005 10:21 pm

Miss helga... I think the same guy sent me one too!!!! *laughing*
*smiles n kisses n hugz*


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/2/2005 10:13 am

Hhhmmm... *Helga wonders if bwv has been taking writing lessons from the man who had her in stitches*

expat... I'm hoping you're talking "damn" here and not "dam"... otherwise there is going to be a whole lot of water when that dam wall bursts!!

Sports... I wouldn't be surprised... I'm guessing it's his "chat up line"... I am just wondering how many have flocked to him for that knee weakling organism???

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


expatbrit49 62M

8/2/2005 5:12 pm

LOL Told you I cant spell

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


leyndokona2 49F

8/3/2005 12:26 pm

hey! Where is the comment I wrote on here yesterday!!?!?!?!?!??!??!


_CoffeeNoCream_ 52F

8/4/2005 4:31 am

tell 'em to use spellchecker....


AlbertPrince 57M

8/4/2005 10:39 am

Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything


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