Learning a lesson...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
11/2/2005 3:15 am

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Learning a lesson...

A woman was given a parrot for her birthday, but the bird had grown up with a "bad attitude" and some of the foulest language she had ever heard.

Try as hard as she could - teaching it new words, soothing it with music - she could not get the parrot to change.

One day, he was worse than usual and she got so angry that she put him in the freezer and closed the door. The bird could be heard squawking, kicking and screaming, and then all went quiet...

Frightened that she may have harmed him, she quickly opened the door, and the parrot calmly stepped out.

"I am very sorry that I might have offended you with my bad language and beg for your forgiveness. I will try as hard as I can to change my ways" he said.

Astonished by the change in the bird's attitude, she was just about to ask him why, when he said "By the way, may I ask what the chicken did?"

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

AlbertPrince 57M

11/2/2005 4:01 am


LadyFantasy68 49F
126 posts
11/2/2005 4:15 am

Love it. Thanks for the laugh.

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
11/2/2005 4:25 am

Hilarious! And there's probably a lesson there for all of us ... if only I could find the enthusiasm to figure out what it was ...

sleeplessknight1 68M

11/2/2005 4:36 am

Thank you ... gave me a good laugh... needed that.

rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
11/2/2005 7:15 am

Wonder if it would work on Benji....LOL

Thanks for the giggle !!!!

Diz xx

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