Keeping in Touch...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
8/26/2005 12:07 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Keeping in Touch...

Let's be honest here... why is the topic of masturbation such a taboo one outside of the A F F world??? Helga can remember furtive fumbles under the covers when she was in her teens, and even once she'd married, she remembers NEVER letting her husband know that she was playing with herself.

Thankfully, times have changed in the Hansen bedroom, and "keeping in touch" has become part of foreplay. Watching Mr Hansen play with himself has helped me know what he likes/dislikes, and I guess the same goes for me.

Obviously having a lover means you have to "learn" these skills again, because one of the wonderful things in life is that we're not all the same!!! I'd like to think that my lover will not assume he knows it all, and won't mind if I guide him in the right direction...

Remember Lover A? Mmmmmmmm..... I certainly do.... oops! Did I just say that out loud? He is a source of endless information, and just recently he told me about an interesting website on masturbation techniques. There, on the first page, was an answer to my melon question Are fruit and sex a good combination? which I posed back in April. Basically the technique is the same as pumpkin man in Best Comeback Line Ever?...

Take a melon, cut open a hole and clean the inside from seeds. Put your hard dick inside and feel the sweetness of the fruit. Start to pump away. Don't worry about the mess, use the melon.

Here's one that made me smile (and if you suddenly seem to have missing water wings, here's the reason why!!)

Take a pair of kids' water wings, the kind they use when they are swimming. Blow them up and use some glycerine, and you'll have the best masturbation session of your life! The feeling is so sweet that you'll be pumping up all summer long. And don't worry about the mess cause you can ejaculate in the water wings.

Of course there are techniques for the ladies too...

Sit on top of a washing machine or dryer. Don't touch yourself. Just let the vibrations do their magic with your vagina. This technique will get you in the mood to do anything.

Suddenly housework looks very attractive!!

My favourite is this one, especially at work... (Hey... who said a girl can only be horny at home!! )

Put on a pair of tight jeans. You'll notice that there's a thick seam located right near your clit. Sit firmly in a chair and rock back and forth moving it across your clit. The pressure feels amazing.

The most interesting thing about this site is that all these techniques were posted by your average Joe/Josephine Blogs. Not sexperts or doctors, but just normal people like you and me.

It would be interesting to read what techniques YOU use... so please, feel free to share!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/26/2005 10:21 am

Hmmm ... These Websites are going to be useful for me, given the little task awaiting me They say variety is the spice of life after all!


AlbertPrince 58M

8/26/2005 11:36 am

I like to use a girl's hand

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/26/2005 11:56 am

"Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love."
~Woody Allen~

"Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
~Mae West~

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

AmberSolaire 42M

8/27/2005 7:29 am

Mhm from no perhaps rule changing for right numbering her lovers.

There is more to this HH than meets the eye.Where will she lead us next week.


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