Hell hath no fury...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
8/19/2005 3:07 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hell hath no fury...

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for his young secretary.

His new girlfriend demanded that she wanted to live in the couple's multimillion pound home, and since the man's lawyers were a little better, he prevailed.

He gave his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Moet Chandon. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning & mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rats, and carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Pest exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused to work in the house... The live-in maid quit... Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move.

A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could not find a buyer for their smelly house. Word got out, and eventually, even the local estate agents refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to buy a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back... Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth... but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home...

... including the curtain rods.

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
8/19/2005 3:33 pm

ewwwww..... LOL

enjoying da holidayz already I c ...

ByteChaser2 52M

8/19/2005 3:35 pm

LOL That's eville - Not evil... but EEVille. Glad as hell there's no desire to keep this house!

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/19/2005 3:46 pm

Wonderful! Just the sort of story that you wish could be true ... and you really hope not to be on the receiving end of!

I'm glad I'm a good boy

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/19/2005 3:51 pm

Hmmm....That sounds like something I would do...lol

Great story...HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch

007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
8/19/2005 4:03 pm

Pretty clever!!! LOL

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"

1polishedjem 54F

8/19/2005 4:52 pm

I have seen this story several times.... but it doesn't matter how many times I see it, it ALWAYS brings a smile and a bit of a laugh to me! *giggle*
Thanks for sharing that, once again for us all.


AlbertPrince 57M

8/20/2005 1:13 am

Marriage is grand ... divorce is about 10 grand.

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/29/2005 6:05 am

Very very evil... but... very very good!

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