Helga's Underwear Crisis...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
2/27/2006 1:50 pm

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3/16/2006 9:35 am

Helga's Underwear Crisis...

It had to happen one day... and now it has! Bloody doctor has a lot to answer for! Yeah, yeah, I know... it was for my own benefit, and at the end of the day, I feel great, and with a little luck, in a month or two, I'll be looking great too. Trouble is, when you go on a diet (yet again, if you happen to be me) you always end up losing weight on parts of your body that you don't want to lose weight on. And the bits that you'd quite happily wave goodbye to, just seem to stick around forever and a day. Ggggrrrr!

However, this is the diet to end all diets, and once I'm done with this one, I'm chucking out all those worse-than-useless diet books, all those tent-dresses I used to hide in, and I'm living the life I've been denying myself for years!

However, I digress... back to my dilemma...

Okay, so what was I expecting, having lost over 40kgs (that's over 6 stones for those Imperialists out there, and over 85lbs for the rest)? That my breasts were just going to stay the same? Who was I kidding??? Okay, so my bra size has dropped from 42 to 38 (please don't make me convert that too ) And now, sadly, I have discovered that my cups no longer runneth over. Well, perhaps to someone with small hands they do, or if you're a "more than a mouthful is a waste" kinda guy, then yes, they're still way too big for you. But when you're trying on all your gorgeous lacy bras, and you're discovering that most of them are now getting too big, what do you do??? You sit down and have a good cry...

Some of these beautiful bras have fond memories attached to them (and quit with the mammories jokes RIGHT now, guys... don't think I can't hear you snickering in the corner over there!!) and I guess I'm just sad that I'm no longer able to wear them. Yes, it means I can go out and buy some pretty new ones, but bra-buying is not something I just rush out and do. I need to be in the right mood, and I usually have something in mind before I've even set foot outside the door and set off down to the Mall. Usually I've been wanting to treat Mr Hansen, on some special (or equally non-special) occasion, and my once full lingerie drawer is looking decidedly empty right now... and I'm racking my brains trying to think of a dozen new special/non-special occasions!!

I was in Oxford a month ago, and happened upon a gi-normous sale in Debenhams. Rack upon rack (there's your favourite word again, freetime648 ) of beautiful, lacy under-garments were hanging there, in all sorts of hues and sizes. One thing I did notice was that so many of them were padded. At the time I snorted... padding? Me? Hell, I've got more than enough padding, thank you very much. Now I'm thinking that perhaps I was being a little too hasty, and that perhaps I should have chosen that shocking pink bra with the gel-filled cups. At least then it would look like my cups were still running over!!

Florals are the this season's "must- have", but I'm also trying to find that little something that flirts with your eyes, teasing and hinting at what lies beneath. I've got a nipple ring that I love showing off, and I want something funky and sheer to get your fingers itching. I'm planning another visit to Oxford soon... perhaps my shopping companion will be happy to give a little advice?

In the meantime, I just have to decide what I should do with all my defunct, too-big bras. Ideas, anyone?

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

rm_ricop1379 37M

2/27/2006 5:06 pm

Make sure to take lots of pictures of the girls, to remember them as they once were.

LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
2/27/2006 5:19 pm



MyRealLoverOne 46M

2/27/2006 6:20 pm

Well, I am not sure what to do with them, but.....I will be happy to come over and have you try each one on and we can decide together which should stay and which should go.

elysianpleasure 47M

2/27/2006 7:55 pm

We could have an AdultFriendFinder charitable auction to raise money for the disfunctional...

BTW... 38 is plenty big to enjoy.

2xmrclean 58M

2/27/2006 8:19 pm

you have a contest. say like the guys who have wanted to date you. or ones that have sent you the sexiest things via e-mail or something like that. each month some one wins. may have side benifit as well.. you may have more views.how many bra's are we taliking about? maybe you need a slave auction. have fun with it. and I think I should have the first one for the suggestion if you use it. and I would hang it in my closet for other girls to be jealous of.
lol 2x

smackyman 45M
3843 posts
2/27/2006 9:34 pm

First off congrats on your weight loss - you've got to be proud of yourself.
As for the 'too-big bras' - I'd say that they'd be great for storing sports equipment - basketballs, volleyballs. Bowling balls if you have any old heavy duty foundation bras....other then that - maybe turn them into hats? Yamaka's for your jewish neighbour? *grin* I kid, I kid....

sportsfan362436 47F

2/28/2006 4:10 am

congrats helga.... and you can donate those bras to me!!!!!!

*Smiles,kisses n hugz*

sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
2/28/2006 4:53 am

Get yourself a couple of hamsters - they'll make great hammocks!

Seriously though congratulations on the weight loss; I'm sure you look great!!


Babel__Fish 45F

2/28/2006 5:58 am

Congratulations Helga, I am happy that you are doing so well in your weight loss plan

I came by to tell you that you are special to me on this important day in my life. I am giving you this "Rose" with the hopes that our friendship will blossem.



papyrina 51F
21133 posts
3/1/2006 5:31 am

well done on the weight loss i've given up for now,

give the old ones to the local kids to use as a sling shot

I'm a

i'm here to stay

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
3/4/2006 7:29 am

Definitely focus on the new-bra buying and the countless opportunities for titillation ahead! I'm sure you'd have plenty of offers to help you choose ... as it happens, I'm an experienced lingerie shopper myself if you want any advice or a male opinion on your possible choices

LabioBent 104M
2082 posts
3/6/2006 1:14 pm

From the 23rd Psalm:

" Thou annointest my head with oil; My cup runneth over."

Praise the Lord! And give thanks for 38DD's


redmustang91 57M  
8572 posts
3/16/2006 8:55 am

Sell on Ebay or on the internet with a promise of a sexy story and a pic that comes with each bra about its history... you will earn enough for the future purchases.

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