Christmas Story for people having a bad day...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
12/7/2005 11:09 am

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Christmas Story for people having a bad day...

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her mother was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where. More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully,

"Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

FriendlybutKinky 49M

12/7/2005 6:00 pm

Hi Helga,

Just found your blog....funny stuff...Enjoyed it immensely. Take care. I have been to Bristol, it was a lovely city. Lovelier still to know you are there too.


brightblonde3 58F

12/7/2005 8:03 pm

Now I understand why those little angels at the top of the trees have little lips in the shape of an OHHHHHHHHHH!

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
12/7/2005 11:13 pm

At least that's ensured that my day starts with a smile!

Fortunately I read it after your reminder that Christmas Day is less than 3 weeks away!

Bah! Humbug!

GangBangCple 66M/55F

12/8/2005 12:04 am

PMSL, a good start to my day

Wackytits 53F

12/8/2005 1:42 pm

ROFL!............. xx

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
12/10/2005 5:33 am



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