Christmas Cake recipe...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
12/23/2005 7:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Christmas Cake recipe...

You'll need the following:

1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
1 bottle of whisky

Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.

Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
12/23/2005 8:34 am

LOL kind of cake !!!

Have a great one !!

Dizzy xx xx

UnpinAfireFaust 57M

12/23/2005 9:14 am

Now that's my kind of recipe!! So what time are you serving the...uuummm....."cake" at your house Helga?

Merry Christmas Helga!

fothey 52F

12/26/2005 8:45 am

LOL Helga love it, this is the recipe I shall use next year

playing4fun82 34M

1/2/2006 3:19 pm

never been a fan of xmas cake - untill now!

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