Celebrate March 20th - Steak And Blowjob Day  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
3/1/2006 10:32 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Celebrate March 20th - Steak And Blowjob Day

Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.

Every Valentine's Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when they get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th. Its like a perpetual love machine!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJs.



Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


angelgrrl 48F

3/1/2006 10:54 am

You know, men do need a holiday to call their own. How long do you think it will be, though, until they're complaining that their woman need to do this every day, not just that one special day. Whatever, I LIKE it


fantasylover_05 62M

3/1/2006 11:34 am

HOT DAMN!!!

You can even "HOLD THE STEAK"!!! LOL LOL LOL


rm_ricop1379 37M

3/1/2006 11:46 am

I fully support this holiday.


im_your_man77 39M
961 posts
3/1/2006 11:55 am

I knew the increased power of the supermarkets was going to be disastrous, now the independent butcher is getting as desperate as Hallmark.
Nice idea though. LOL.


MakMeLuvItBig 64F

3/1/2006 11:55 am

How about naming it after the original Queen of oral sex:
St. Lovelace's Day

My husband's favorite holiday would probably be named
St. Threesome's Day
Mine would be St. Footlong's Day

Maybe a combination?
He could have his blowjob and threesome while I'm getting my 12" where I need it.

St. Orgasm's Day?


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
3/1/2006 12:10 pm

NO WAY!! NOT on the 20th! That's MY BIRTHDAY, DAMMIT!!!

Make it March 21, or the 31st or whatever, but NOT the Equinox! That's mine! MINE! MIIIIINE!!!!

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


sexyblokeinlincs 54M
470 posts
3/1/2006 1:25 pm

As a veggie, can you make mine lentils with a BJ

Cheers

Al


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
3/1/2006 2:12 pm

sexybloke: Lentil soup with a side of white rice and a green salad dressed with balsamic vinaigrette? *bats eyelashes*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
3/1/2006 2:45 pm

Damn what a fine idea. Now all I nead is a woman.


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
3/4/2006 8:31 am

Okay, so where will I be that day ... hmmm ... I need to think about being organised for this


rm_PurryKitty2 48M/49F
9753 posts
3/4/2006 2:59 pm

i am all for this!!!

Purry {=}

Purry


LongTonguedDave 50M
7 posts
3/4/2006 3:20 pm

Helga,

What a fantastic idea! Only one question.... any chance of a date on March 20th?

LongTonguedDave
x


rm_fruityboy25 35M
27 posts
3/4/2006 3:32 pm

I'm loving that idea of a holiday for us, men!


Babel__Fish 45F

3/5/2006 7:53 am

lol, helga! I just looked it up on the net

In our house it is Steak and Blowjob day every day Don't tell the others!


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