Best Comeback Line Ever?  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
8/16/2005 5:39 am

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Best Comeback Line Ever?

This story recently appeared in the press... the title of which was "Best Comeback Line Ever.”

In summary, the police arrested a 22-year-old male, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm, one Friday evening. He was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication at local courthouse on the following Monday morning.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around there for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated. The suspect went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

"I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, the suspect apparently failed to notice a police car approaching and was totally unaware of his audience until the arresting (female) officer approached him.

“It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said the female officer. "I walked up to the suspect and he's... just working away at this pumpkin." She went on to describe what happened when she approached the suspect.

"I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

ByteChaser2 53M

8/16/2005 9:55 am

Oh now, there's a good one!

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/16/2005 9:57 am

LOL! very funny ... have you heard that one about the polish guys, the chainsaw and the swedes (i.e. the vegetable)?

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AlbertPrince 58M

8/16/2005 11:34 am

freelove - you cant just say have you heard the one.... and then not tell us

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
8/16/2005 5:15 pm


Thanks Helga

S'io credesse che mia risposta fosse
A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

FunandFrisky79 41M/37F

8/16/2005 8:14 pm

That's hysterical! Great post, Helga!


TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/16/2005 10:08 pm

I'm still wondering how much of that, if any, is true ... after all, local newspapers do print some dubious stuff ...

Okay, okay, so I'm gullible - add it to the list along with "shy", "naif" and "innocent"

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/17/2005 2:03 pm

*** giggles ***

rm_PhotoDude58 58M
17 posts
8/21/2005 8:39 pm

LOL... Great One.

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