helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
10/29/2005 5:27 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm


I always smile when some bloke arrives in the Euro Hot Tub and says "helga_hansen, you're beautiful". Lol... I'm laughing my fat arse off, guys!! You're basing my alleged beauty on a pair of breasts covered by a colourful and lacy bra. Remove said bra, and my beauty instantly fades. If this is your idea of a successful pick-up line, it's no small wonder your shagging success rate is woefully low.

Think of it this way... I don't take a peek at your profile, which has your dick standing to attention and come back to you and say "hell, you're one heck of a hunk"... so what makes you think telling me I'm beautiful is flattering, when all you have is a pair of breasts to look at??

Accepted... I'm not ugly, but I'm no raving beauty either (and I'm just looking at my face here). Some of the Euro Hot Tubbers have had the (mis)fortune of meeting Helga Hansen, and not one of them has gushed about how beautiful I am. I'd like to think they're seeing more than the packaging, and they're seeing the contents. As it happens, I'm currently in the process of "redesigning" the packaging, and I just hope it doesn't affect the contents... I guess only time will tell!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
10/29/2005 3:04 pm

I understand what you mean about drawing conclusions on insufficient data. There's more to a woman than a pair of boobs and more to a man than a cock ... or, at least, I can't help thinking there should be.

Mind you, I'm one of the lucky ones to have met Helga Hansen face to face ... and you never asked me how I rated you!

brightblonde3 58F

10/29/2005 7:02 pm

Oh go ahead and remove the bra Helga...I did...

Yu'll still be beautiful.


JJKittyKat 59F

10/30/2005 6:59 am

Which of us is perfect, you are so right our bodies are merely the packaging of the person. Who we are is much more important!!

AlbertPrince 57M

10/31/2005 5:23 pm

I think JJ just said what I was going to say. But I repeat yet again ..... what i don't actually need to say

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