Be careful what you wish for....  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
8/28/2005 4:55 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Be careful what you wish for....

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.

The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter.

He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter, as well.

He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the

The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart!

"Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.

The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub this."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish. Just one wish. Each person is only allowed one!"

The bartender gets really excited. Without hesitating, he says, "I want a million bucks!"

A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!

The bartender turns to the man and says, "You know, I think your genie may be a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."

"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?!?"

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

Ecaffiene 52F

8/28/2005 6:45 am

ha,too funny..

MrsGreenhenky 37F

8/28/2005 8:56 am

Ahhhhhh asked ma man fer a diamondy ye kin , ba ahhhhhhh gotty canna diamond white like.

freetime648 52F

8/28/2005 12:14 pm

I need one of those little men as a conversation piece!!! Know notice I did not say a concert piece?

xx FREETIME648 xx

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/29/2005 5:47 am

TFF... rofl

HardlyYours4Now 52M

8/29/2005 7:41 pm

Never even saw it coming. I LOVE it!

rm_vixenflir 58M
295 posts
8/30/2005 12:51 pm

Excellent laugh! Thanks!

rm_IFromHell007 50M
8 posts
11/14/2005 8:08 am

i'll ask for one million wish

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