Apples & Grapes  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
5/5/2005 7:10 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Apples & Grapes


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men....

Men are like a fine wine.

They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the sh1t out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

didi0105 60M
68 posts
5/5/2005 8:43 am

It is true that the best apples growing at the top.
I wonder why rich men always get one of the top. Don't they fear to fall. If yes they beleave that the money will save their life.

leyndokona2 49F

5/5/2005 11:27 am

Good one sis!

GangBangCple 66M/55F

5/5/2005 11:29 pm

Can't stop laughing at this post , how true how very very true.

sportsfan362436 47F

5/5/2005 11:36 pm

I love this helga........ so accurate!

papyrina 51F
21133 posts
5/6/2005 11:18 am

lovely helga perfect discription

I'm a

i'm here to stay

GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
5/7/2005 7:29 am

great one ... agree with paps and the others completely

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
5/8/2005 3:38 pm

Do y'all HAVE to make cognac out of me????
You guys keep stompin the crap out of me and I have lots of bruises!

rm_bobdogs41 53M
1 post
6/18/2005 4:04 am

rich men are not afraid to fall and its not about the money rich self made men risk it all to reach the top thats why they get there
they dont mind the risk

redmustang91 57M  
8608 posts
6/21/2005 1:48 pm

Sappho the famous Greek lesbian poet had a similar thought about the flower high and unattainable. I prefer the notion of making yourself the best you can be and then being available for a good quality mate. I like wine, but women who crush men thinking they are grapes are not going to enjoy the mash they make; some other women with get the benefit of the mashing!

SirMounts 102M

7/6/2005 8:18 am

And then there is that one, special, Golden apple. *admires self in mirror* Actually, they often come in pairs. *looking down* I mean... Yes! Guys are SO lazy and awful! *looking to make applesauce*

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