A tribute to the great Ronnie Barker...  

helga_hansen 49F  
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11/8/2005 10:11 am

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A tribute to the great Ronnie Barker...

I received this recently, in my emails, and just had to share it!!

This was originally shown on on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger (though heaven knows how many takes they had to do). The irony is that they received not one complaint!! The speed of delivery must have been too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it without converting the spoonerisms [and not wetting your pants] as you read...

This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.

Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.

At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers ; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.

Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks

The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.

At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.

The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
"Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.

Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on.

He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.

Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.



Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


bobbydazzler69x 46M

11/8/2005 11:02 am

I knew it! When Ronnie died I did a post with one of my favourite lines from Porridge, and I put a comment up for you when you did that read between the lines blog about fuschias (genius) that I bet you liked Ronnie Barker, that really witty linguistic humour. What about Tommy Cooper? A set of jump leads walked into a bar. The barman says I'll serve you, but don't start anything.

Lovin your work.


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/9/2005 2:44 am

Bobby... alhtough I'm foreign, my step-mother was English, and I grew up on a diet of British comedy and humour. I don't think we shall ever see such brilliant comics again as those of Morecambe & Wise, Tommy Cooper, and now sadly, one half of The Two Ronnies has gone *sigh*... and I was so hoping there would be a Christmas special this year!

Others I enjoy are Billy Connolly (saw him live and he was fabulous), and there is something seriously endearing about Lee Evans. I guess the current stable of stand up comics are good, but I doubt they will ever make history like that!!

Hx

PS. Thanks for stopping by my blog

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


JJKittyKat 59F

11/9/2005 6:36 am


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