A mid-life crisis???  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
8/17/2005 1:22 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A mid-life crisis???

Helga always likes to be prepared for all eventualities, so I've been thinking about my pending mid-life crisis...

One question though. How do you know when you're having a mid-life crisis, as you'll only know at the end of your life exactly when the middle of your life was?

Moving on...

A friend of mine has been helping me investigate body piercings. When it comes to body art/piercings, I'm actually a pretty boring individual. One hole in each ear, and that's all. My father made me wait until I was 16 before I was allowed to have my ears pierced, and once I'd had them done, I seemed to be attracted to clip-on earrings!! Go figure

So, having ears pierced already, I've been concentrating on other areas of the body. I'm not into eyebrow, lips and nose piercings... I see enough students every day to know that it's not for me. I often wonder, as I gaze at a pierced student standing before me, if they have really thought about what they are doing to their bodies. I once saw a very attractive female student who had a ring through her septum, and the first image that shot into my brain was of a cow being led about on a rope!

I've seen tongue piercings and wondered just HOW that is done *Helga shudders*. It's said that having your tongue pierced makes for stimulating love-making... I'm not sure Mr Hansen would like me to be sucking on his dick with a metal stud in my mouth!

I've also paged through Mr Hansen's girlie magazines and seen several models with their nipples pierced. I don't want to imagine how painful that piercing must be... I've had Master Hansen, when he was a baby, biting on my nipples and I remember almost going through the roof at the time!! A few years ago, when we were on a jaunt in Brussels, I bought some "cheaters" nipple rings, and while they certainly do add an interesting look to my nipples, the ache from the pinching is just a little too much for my pain threshold.

A belly button piercing is out of the question... my belly would do a mean audition at a belly-dancing club!! It's the one part of my body that I do NOT like showing off... end of story!

So that just leaves a clitoral piercing. Lol... I can just imagine the guys squirming as they read this, and some of the ladies crossing their legs Upon investigation, however, this piercing can actually be quite painless... almost like having your earlobes pierced. Having said that, I did once witness a girl fainting after having her ears pierced. But, I've had two children which left me with two episiotomies, so I know all about pain "down there".

My friend found some interesting websites for me to look at, and whilst there are piercings that would involve the labia, I was more interested in the clitoral hood piercings.

There are three different types of hood piercing - horizontal, vertical and the "Queen Christina". I've still got to investigate further (my friend reckons I've lost my bottle and won't go through with it) but with two weeks of holidays coming up, I shall be doing just that! Who knows... maybe Helga will be starting her mid-life crisis in the next two weeks!!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/17/2005 1:55 pm

<<< wants to remain informed on this subject. Has never even thought about it, so has read the piece with interest

Hx, let us know what u decide.

ByteChaser2 53M

8/17/2005 2:05 pm

Oh... Ya just kinda, sorta figure it out when it's over and you're wondering where that crotch rocket motercycle came from, what ever posessed you to try and have sex with 6 college chicks (at one time...) and you finally throw out that years supply of hair dye...

No worries, enjoy it while it lasts! I AM!

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/17/2005 2:15 pm

well, i hope it goes better than my eyebrow piercing, which turned into a congealed nightmare, and on the way from cape town to joburg on the train (yes, a 25 hour train ride), i eventually managed to pull the damn thing out - almost fainting in the process -- when i braced myself as the train jostled severely round a bend ... and that was the very last time i attempted a piercing ... i have three holes in one ear and one in the other (the 2nd one in my left ear was acquired while drunk, and a friend just stuck the earing in, without me even blinking)...

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AlbertPrince 58M

8/17/2005 3:08 pm

If your wife is giving birth, and the nurse doesn't turn up, is it a midwife crisis?

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/17/2005 3:26 pm

As someone who has had his midlife crisis and survived ...

Well, I certainly enjoy my piercing Helga ... but as I've obviously never had a clitoral-hood piercing it would be useful, as an intellectual exercise, purely for purposes of comparison, to be kept fully informed of your endeavours over the next few weeks

Ask me about tongue-piercings some other time!

raptor880 39M

8/17/2005 7:42 pm

I hear the next step is to find yourself a younger greenlegged lover.lol

AlbertPrince 58M

8/18/2005 4:35 am

Why do women have their belly buttons pierced?

AlbertPrince 58M

8/18/2005 4:36 am

So they have somewhere to hang the air freshener!

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/19/2005 12:53 am

Mid-life crisis? Confusion over your identity? Is that why your profile photo's disappeared?

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
8/19/2005 1:14 am

rofl @ AP

rm_LuvU4Hours 52M

8/19/2005 8:04 pm

Christ, Helga,

I hate piercings (other than earings). Do me a favor and don't defile yourself or my conception of you.

LuvU4Hours (as long as you're not pierced)

rm_LuvU4Hours 52M

8/19/2005 8:06 pm


HolesButchCutis 53M

8/22/2005 2:35 am

Very curious what you will do..For a woman i like to see tongue belly and clit piercing...some kind of sensuality and sexy. But i have to say for a belly piercing a woman should have a flat belly and for a clit-piercing she has to be shaved...a clit piercing with much hair around it isn't quit sexy

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