A fishy tail...  

helga_hansen 49F  
3122 posts
8/24/2005 9:59 am

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A fishy tail...

Helga is dusting down her mermaid fins and heading back to the water tonight...

"Would one of you please get off" were the last things I heard my bathroom scales say as they went sailing out the bathroom window this morning. I don't know why I bothered weighing myself... it always depresses me when I see those numbers soar up the charts.

Yeah, I know... you're looking at my pics and thinking "not bad, what is she on about?" but it's amazing what cut and paste in Photo Shop can produce! Yes... they ARE my breasts, and no, I am NOT showing any more flesh!!

When I was a younger Helga I lived in the water. I stank of chlorine on a permanent basis, and my Speedo was like a second skin. I was a good swimmer too, and front crawl was my forte. A decade and a half later I found myself back in the water, after being persuaded by a friend that no one was going to notice the whale splashing about in the deep end.

It wasn't long before I was clocking up my usual mile and a half in the hour I spent there, and I even got myself a trainer and worked on getting rid of all the old bad habits that you develop when you stop doing something seriously. I was going three times a week, and my flabby arse was turning into a nice tight butt!

Then I got it into my head to do a degree course with Open University, and if that wasn't bad enough, I decided to change jobs AND become the treasurer of the PTA at my son's school... WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?!?! All this meant I had to drop something, and that something became swimming. First it was down to twice a week... and then once a week, and then giving bizarre excuses not to go at all.

I should have gone back once my exams were over and my life was sort of back to normal, but last September I fell down some stairs and injured my back I thought I hadn't injured myself as badly as I had... until the day before my second last exam, when I thought someone had whacked me over the back with an iron bar... I was in AGONY!! Fortunately there was a happy ending (nothing some decent drugs couldn't cure)... and I even produced some amazing exam results!! In the process of my recovery I was also diagnosed with osteo-arthritis, which means I can work on taking precautions earlier on in life.

So, while my fellow Euro Hot Tubbers are dipping their feet in the virtual warm bubbly waters of the Tub tonight, I shall be ploughing back and forth, racking up the miles... tight butt, here I come!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/24/2005 11:46 am

Sounds like something you'll enjoy once you get back into it ... do a couple of miles for me, eh?

MillsShipsGayly 51M

8/24/2005 5:19 pm

Sensuous swimmers sail sinfully thru stirring seas.
Wonderful women win wicked wants from wanton waters.
Head back down, another set of 400 IMs..

AlbertPrince 58M

8/25/2005 5:01 am

If swimming is good for you, how do you explain whales?

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
8/26/2005 5:15 am

J... will do... but not all at once!!

Thanks Michael... you sure you're not my trainer?? You sound just like him!

honni... yep... and that is my favourite kind of dancing!!

Lol @ Al... maybe that's why I feel like a fish out of water, hhmm?


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

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