A few Christmas Crackers...  

helga_hansen 49F  
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12/15/2005 12:49 pm

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A few Christmas Crackers...

Q. What Christmas Carol is a favourite of parents?
A. Silent Night

Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it 'soots' him

Q. Which candle burns longer, a red or a green candle?
A. Neither ... candles always burn shorter!

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Snowflakes

Q. Why is turkey popular at Christmas?
A. Because the weather is warmer over there.

Q. What did one angel say to the other?
A. Halo there!

Q. Why wasn't the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
A. He was stuffed!

(This one is especially for bulging_boy aka Tres)
Q. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A. "Fleece Navidad"

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

DTduzDallas 50F

12/16/2005 2:37 am

lmao...thanks for sharing! Adding you to my holiday compilation list...

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