God will call me home unless ...  

hedonisticsob 52M
21 posts
7/21/2006 10:18 am

Last Read:
7/21/2006 6:13 pm

God will call me home unless ...

In my fevered delerium of the last few days, I was granted a vision, which I was told to share with you.

God says that unless this post receives 25 responses, He is going to call me home. If it receives 50, He might look a little less unkindly on certain acts some of you have done. Who knows what 100 might mean?

And just to show you that this is for real, He said to tell you that the similar claim by Oral Roberts a few years back was total BS.

I don't feel prepared to leave this corporeal realm just yet; there are so many deviant acts I have yet to experience, so many dreams left unfinished...

My makeup is smearing as I think about the prospect.

Please, won't you help?


rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/21/2006 1:59 pm

Comment whoring dies hard, huh?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


hedonisticsob replies on 7/21/2006 6:15 pm:
Anything to get out of my teens. I'm at about 500 on my ALT account - kinky people love me.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/21/2006 2:00 pm

Hehe, I said hard.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


hedonisticsob replies on 7/21/2006 6:13 pm:
Bevis lives.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/21/2006 2:00 pm

Where's Albert when you need him?

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


hedonisticsob replies on 7/21/2006 6:13 pm:
Probably at a pub somewhere.

rm_DaphneR 58F
7938 posts
7/21/2006 2:02 pm




Anti-spam number 666, eeek!


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


hedonisticsob replies on 7/21/2006 6:17 pm:
God told me to tell you that you can keep commenting, but after the third one they don't count toward the 25 I need to live. I appreciate the thought, though.

Become a member to create a blog