As if guys didn't feel "iffy" enough about their packages.  

heavensent1123 52F
447 posts
2/16/2006 3:50 pm

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3/20/2006 1:32 pm

As if guys didn't feel "iffy" enough about their packages.

At home bored today, making alot of phone calls regarding things. So, since boredom and I are not a good mix I decided to look at webcams.
Theres these 2 sites on the webcam thing I hadn't noticed before. One is new members video introductions and the other is hottest members video introduction.
One girl managed to get her entire fist up there, another was a beer bottle, I'm left thinking at the time ok, now tell me that isn't going to make a guy feel really inadequate suddenly.
There was also a few guys that had more than their fair share of blessing, I was thinking how the hell do they get it up without passing out??
Well, that and there is no way in hell they would be able to use the entire thing, would be coming out of the poor womans mouth. So much wasted, I wonder if they could do the plastic surgery thing, you know have it sized down????

Kaliedascope61 41M
4084 posts
2/16/2006 4:27 pm

I got a feeling alot of those are stolen and are not for real.

rm_snowbear44 64M

2/16/2006 4:44 pm

Penis Reduction. a good title for a science fiction story...[239311]

frangipanigal 45F
10406 posts
2/16/2006 4:56 pm

Have you ever thought that the people that cam are probably not going to do "regular" things on there. Exhibitionists from what I can gather like to be fairly extreme in regards to what they do, therefore getting a bigger audience.

To each there own I guess.


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
2/16/2006 5:03 pm

I think all men and women should be measured: try to fit the pussy with the right cock

charlieff 76M
264 posts
2/16/2006 5:33 pm

These two groups should get together. He can fold his "blessing" in half and maybe it would fill her fist-sized hole.

This reminds me of the couple having sex and she said "My, what a small organ." to which he replied "Well, I'm not used to playing it in a cathedral."

norprin5 55M

2/16/2006 5:41 pm

being 'average' used to bother me, until i learned two things:

1 - most guys will exaggerate their size if they have no fear of being caught in the lie

2 - most women are built to handle average comfortably

King Nor XVIII

charlieff 76M
264 posts
2/16/2006 5:50 pm

Hi Heaven,

I'm back. Just took a peek at your profile. You're lovely! Gee, I don't want to embarrass you but I shouldn't have stumbled on such a perfect body this late at night!

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
2/16/2006 6:32 pm

"There was also a few guys that had more than their fair share of blessing, I was thinking how the hell do they get it up without passing out??"

LOL omg that is too funny! I've wondered about that myself sometimes. LMAO

Thanks for the giggle.


rm_coathanger1 48M
859 posts
2/16/2006 6:43 pm

Some of those videos are kind of scary. All I can say is if a woman needs something the size of a beer bottle then they should move to the next profile. For those guy with 10 or 12+ inches, I don't think I would want one.

Kind of funny what some people find sexy.


LustyTaurus 48M  
21253 posts
2/16/2006 7:05 pm

It's baffling what people will do to themselves for God knows what reason heavensent...


1 post
2/16/2006 7:31 pm

you look perty great, tell me why when ya get a bit more weight on ya it turns off you man. i lost 2 sizes ans i'm still going... what else can i do to smaller my size from an 8 to a 4..
E-mail me here at AdultFriendFinder thank you..
ps your looking perty hot yourself and like to know ya better on my birthday feb 24th..i'll be 41..

AltumHunksUnite 53M

2/16/2006 7:38 pm

Hey, there's a woman on this site who used the large end of a baseball bat up her ass, and someone was nice enough to take a pic.

Let me drive. I like the view

rm_1SweetBitch 55F
8575 posts
2/16/2006 8:52 pm

lmao...that sounds painful...a man sticking it in and it is so huge it comes out the mouth lol.

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

rm_StephenG1 32M
25 posts
2/16/2006 9:39 pm

yeah the whole fisting thing turns me off real quick.
i cunt finger out how a guy would wanna bang something that loose.
i dont wanna make love to a woman and have to worry about falling in.

heavensent1123 52F

2/17/2006 6:04 pm

ok fess up, after reading this who went and checked those sites out??? I know I did, call it morbid facination.

Tone_33756 55M

2/18/2006 8:03 am

Guilty as charged!! LOL

I'll never forget the first time i saw 'fisting' in action.

I thought, "what the hell am I doing here"?????

I've always had cock issues - weather I measure UP or

softnlush 53F

2/19/2006 6:28 am

ummmm...I do not think I would be interested in seeing freaks on parade..I am not into it and how can that be remotely sexy? I do not get it..but,I have been fantasizing about going on cam and sucking off my "friend"..and I still may do that..but the whole fisting and fucking objects that are huge..I would think would be less than hot..but hey that is just me *shrugs*...I did see one guy suck his own penis once..that was pretty amazing if you wanna know the truth..he was not that big..he just exercised in such a way that he can reach and take about 1/3 of his shaft in..I remember,I bet he never leaves his house it did not turn me on..not in the least

easy_8 56M

3/20/2006 11:21 am

Reduction? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm running away (as Monty Python would say)....
What sites? I don't see any listed...
Oh yeah, you have a hot body dear!!!

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