Manglish !!!  

heatherbitch 28F
47 posts
7/8/2006 5:15 am

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7/11/2006 3:18 am

Manglish !!!

I'VE DECODED SOME MANGLISH!!!
ok girls, after months of relationship studies on my own behave, i've decoded some secret codes of the Manglish language (aka Jackassanese).
here are my findings...

he say: he means:

you're so beautiful ( can I put my cock in your mouth?)

I respect your decision to wait (tell me when I can fuck you)

I love you (now can I fuck you?)

I wanna be with you (I really wanna fuck you)

I miss you (now, can I fuck you, please??)

Your ex was stupid for dumpin you (I'm better at getting in girls' pants)

I still wanna be friends (can we fuck now ??)

I feel bad for doin this to you (how about now?)

I don't think this is goona work (I'm gonna go find me a hooker)

guys, feel free to tell me how right i am.


funintheday2006 56M
9659 posts
7/8/2006 5:56 am

You are very cynical fo such a young girl (!!) Can we just be friends, dont think i can take any other presssure call and see me at the home of the unhinged if you get a minute! Let me know you've been so i can clear up the lines funintheday2006


wantinfunwithu 45M
82 posts
7/8/2006 1:56 pm

You forgot "Let's fuck," which means, well, "Let's fuck." (At least it's a case of male honesty.)


rm_kascader76 40M
14 posts
7/8/2006 5:21 pm

Basically, if a guy says "hi", it means I want to fuck you.

And whats with the translation in question form? I'm gonna tell you how I want it. Not ask if I could. Right?


ShiesActedPurse 47M
2 posts
7/9/2006 5:54 am

post418275- links to "handle"'s blog. trust and belive what i tell you next is absolutely 100% irrafutably the answer to all your beliefs about each of those poorly translated immature and un-experienced little boys!I CAN HONESTLY GUARANTEE YOU 100% THAT IF YOU DECIDE THAT YOU ARE FINALLY READY TO EXPERIENCE YOUR 1ST,LAST, AND ONLY TOTALLY FULLFILLING & SATISFYING RELATIONSHIP : IN EVERY ASPECT OF IT, ESPECIALLY TOTAL SEXUAL GRATIFICATION/AND MOST ROMANTICALLY REWARDED EXPERIENCES! WITH AN OPEN,HONEST,LOVING,EXPERIENCED,BOLDLY DARING,YET TENDERLY INTIMATE, RESPECTFUL AND TRUELY GENUINE GENTLE-MAN THAT I WAS LOVINGLY MOLDED INTO BY MY AMAZING, INFINITLY LOVED AND RESPECTED PERFECT EXAMPLE FOR ALL WOMEN. THEN I TRUELY WHOLE-HEARTEDLY BELIEVE THAT YOUR DESTINY IF IGNORED OR DIES UNCHANGED, IT UNDOUBTEDLY WILL BECOME YOUR REALISTICALLY UNFULLFILLING FATE! ARE YOU POSITIVELY READY FOR ONLY ONE FULLY GUARANTEED KEY TO CHANGING,NOT ONLY THOSE EMOTIONALLY CHARGED THOUGHTS,BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, A DEFINATE ANSWER TO LIVING LIFE PLEASURABLY WITH NO REGRETS! A FULLY REFUNDABLE LIFETIME WARRANTY SHOULD IT EVER BE NEEDED ENTITLES THE INVOLVED BEARER OF ANY HEART BREAKING,HURT FEELINGS OR EMOTIONS,ANY UNSATISFIED NEEDS/ LIFEGOALS, AND ANY, AND INCLUDING ALL HURTS,PAINS,SCARS,ETC. I UNQUESTIONABLY WILL EXCHANGE EVERY & ALL DISAPPOINTLY EMPTY ELEMENTS TO THE ONLY OTHER OPTION A TRAGICALLY DISMAL FATE! HUH AN OFFER ALMOST TO GOOD TO BE TRUE, AND COMES WITH SOME POSSIBLE RISKS .....OR DOES IT? WILL WE EVER HAVE TO USE THOSE TWO WORDS TOGETHER DESCRIBING A BEAUTIFUL BLOSSOMING SOUL OF WOMAN,WHOSE ONLY BEEN NAIVE, AND JADED TO RAPIDLY CHANGING,DISAPPOINTING, FATE OF NO THE CHOICE THAN HER OWN! PATIENTLY AWAITING FOR YOUR HONEST RESPONSE TO THAT REALISTICAL VIEW OF YOUR POSSIBITIES FOR LIFE! REALLY WHAT DO YOU GOT TO LOSE BY MAKING A RISKY DESICION FOR A BETTER POSSIBILITY OF THAT PLEASURABLE, FULLFILLING LIFE! REMEMBER FULLY 100% GUARANTEED! SHARKMANJD !


heatherbitch 28F

7/9/2006 10:58 am

funintheday2006,

Hi, I want be friend with you (that means I can't wait for your fuck hahahhahaa). Thanks for leaving message here. **Kiss and hugs


heatherbitch 28F

7/9/2006 11:01 am

wantinfunwithyou,

I wanna say "can't wait for your fuck" to you and I do mean that !!!
Hope you have a great day my sweetheart, luv ya so much *wink*


heatherbitch 28F

7/9/2006 11:08 am

Kascader76,

Baby, I am hungry for your 'Hi' hahahaha. Kiss you !


rm_longboat3700 56M

7/11/2006 2:54 am

hay there! what about pussy eating? i thought "lets just be friends ment can we just have something oral....


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