Shopping can be fun!!!!!  

hazeleyes1202 59M
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11/22/2005 3:02 pm

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Shopping can be fun!!!!!


10 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner is taking their
sweet time:
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples cart when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
6. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
7. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
8. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
9. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" (And; last, but not least!)
10. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

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