Piece of ass  

hazeleyes1202 59M
28 posts
3/11/2006 5:48 pm
Piece of ass

After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas
cocktail lounge,* *He beckoned the waitress back
and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly,
luvly lady; Can ah persuade y'all to give me a
piece of ass?" "Lord, that's the most direct
proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.

Then she looked around the room, smiled and
added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too
and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't
we just slip away up to your room?"*
*When the pair returned an hour later, the man sat
down at the same table and the waitress asked,
"Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah
sure'preciate what y'all Just did for me; it was
real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come
from in Louisiana, we lack our whiskey real cold,
so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh
ass for mah drink."

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