A Country Bumpkin...  

havenbliss 43F
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10/17/2005 6:07 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A Country Bumpkin...


Once a country boy went to get a job in the big city. he got a job at one of those department stores that sells everything. On his first day the Manager tells him, "Just do your best and I will come check on you at the end of the day".

Well 5 o'clock rolls around and the manager finds the boy and asks him how his day was. "Ohh it was pretty good", he replied, I made a sale", "A sale, one sale?" the manager asks in shock. "Well yes sir", says the country boy with a large grin on his face.
"Well how much was it for?" the manager asks..."$278,533.82", he replies. The manager stares at the boy in disbelief. "How did you do that?, he asks.

"Well", say the boy, "I convinced a man that the small fishing hook wouldn't do, so I not only sold him most of different size hooks but convinced him to buy a new rod and reel. Then I pointed out those were for some serious sport, deep sea fishing. So I asked if he had a boat and he didn't. So I took him over to the boat department and he bought that big 75ft job we have. Well then I asked if he had something to tow it with and he didn't so I took him over to the car department. He bought that new SUV, the top of the line job."

The manager just stares at the boy and then thoughtfully asks, "Well that is pretty amazing but what did he come in for?". The boy replies, "Tampons and I told him since his weekend was already fucked, we may as well go fishing."

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