Swiss Cheese Memory  

rm_harshawj 51M
761 posts
7/15/2005 8:32 pm

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Swiss Cheese Memory

I must be getting older... I can't seem to remember anything anymore. I swear, someone tells me about something and five minutes later it is gone. I have some theories about this, so maybe one is right, I just can't remember which is right and which are are just "theories".

Theory One: My zodiacal house is in decline. This would explain things since it is always a slow decline for zodiacal houses, but on the other hand, it will be a while till my house in is ascension again and I may not remember that is once again on the rise.

Theory Two: Someone has been performing unauthorized cerebral procedures on me. This would explain it all, a slice of my short-term memory is gone, and of course how would I remember if it was done at all. It would on the other hand explain the recent splitting headaches I have had. After all, I would not remember that surgery and presumably they (whoever they are) would have had to split my head and it now aches.

Theory Three: I have crammed my brain with so much trivial knowledge that it cannot absorb any more… go ahead, ask me a question… See if I remember.

Theory Four: It’s Aliens, I just ain’t seen’em. I must have been abducted and they once again performed unauthorized procedures on me. That would explain the scars that just mysteriously showed up on my feet, or maybe it was just me forgetting it hurt myself.

Theory Five: I’m getting older. It is plain and simple and maybe I am just prematurely aging and my mind is going. I feel like HAL at the end of 2000, A Space Odyssey. “Daisy, Daisy, Give me your answer to too, I’m half crazy, over the love of you…”

Whatever the reason, I find that I have to carry a notepad around and jot down notes to myself. If I do not I will not remember it in five minutes… Swiss Cheese, my memory is now unlike you.

shebaby23 54F
29 posts
7/15/2005 8:49 pm

well'...I call it'...Motherhood'' n' life'...dontcha' just know'' I use' sticky' notes'...have em' ever'y wheres' me' shebaby'

hotandhorny107 58F

7/15/2005 9:37 pm

I too suffer from the same malady as you described, however, I prefer to call them blonde moments which I can since I am blond. Or sometimers disease... Sometimes I just forget stuff...or was it the substances I indulged in as a teenager????

rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/15/2005 11:00 pm

LOL... just as long as you don't forget our weekend! I sure won't....

I believe it might be on an overload.... Theory 3..... Relax, relax, relax.......

rm_QuietEyez 46F

7/15/2005 11:26 pm

Oh I soo understand what your talking about, Why just the Other * Wait a minute What are we talking about *wink*


TehTigerLily 31F

7/17/2005 11:34 pm

Im 19 and I cant remember anything. Or perhaps its called *selective thinking, and remembering* You only think and remember what you want to, thats how I explain my day to day, brain laspes. Or you can just tell people you had a *brain fart*..thats what my kids at work call

silvertongue65 52M
31 posts
7/18/2005 6:56 pm

I hear ya my friend. I think I've forgotten more than I ever knew, and when I do remember stuff, its either useless trivia or song/movie quotes. Or, its like having a total capacity memory system, but the gag is that the directory and listings for the files is totally random every time you log on. What was I saying..? Oh well, its just a case of Mind over Matter... if you don't mind, it doesn't matter

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