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I recently read about different types of sex, you know, morning sex. evening sex, makeup sex and what was your favorite. But I now discover that there is one missing, and that is Hookie Nookie.
Hookie Nookie is when you and your partner both take the day off (hookie) and just have sex (nookie). This mutual act of rebellion and self absorbed hedonism is just the thing to get ones juices flowing. You both call in the morning and you have all day to have long, slow, incredible sex. You can take all day if you want and there is no one bothering you and no one looking over your shoulder… just a day of sex!
Monday Hookie Nookie:
This is great for extending the weekend and avoiding the stress of “Mondays” in general. I would recommend these all day sex marathons any week and should be mandatory at least once a month.
Tuesday Hookie Nookie:
Well, that Monday just took it all out of you time to recharge and have a Hookie Nookie day. Tuesdays are great for Morning Nookie too, and if for some reason you finish early you can get some work done, like going to the sex shoppe and finding a new toy or video/DVD. Do this at least once a month as well to promote proper mental health.
Wednesday Hookie Nookie:
Hump day. Need I say more? This is recommended on a weekly basis.
Thursday Hookie Nookie:
When you need a “Mental Health Day” remember Thursday Hookie Nookie. You don’t need a reason for it, just have fun and do it. Do this one at least once a month.
Friday Hookie Nookie:
You can’t ignore the fact that the weekend is coming and wouldn’t it be grand to start it off with a bang? A bang that lasts all day long? And then into the Saturday? and maybe even into Sunday? And then you have to take a Monday Hookie Nookie to recover? Ah, I love Friday Hookie Nookies . And there is a benefit for work with Friday Hookie Nookie. Since the most mistakes on the job are made on a Friday, then if you are playing Hookie Nookie you won’t be there to make a mistake! That is the best of both worlds.
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8/17/2005 11:49 am
LOL.... Good to see you in good humor today!!! |
8/17/2005 12:19 pm
Let me get this straight....you are recommending that I take at least one Monday, one Tuesday and one Thursday off each month. In addition, I need to take every Wednesday off. Well, I would like to take Fridays off just for the heck of it - Hookie Nookie or not. I'm thinking I need to either quit my job or become self-employed as I obviously don't have enough time for SEX.|
8/17/2005 7:30 pm
havn't done that in years.... will have to wait til all the kids are in school....|