Hair Color  

rm_harshawj 51M
761 posts
7/17/2005 11:24 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Hair Color

I have heard “Fiery Red Head”, “Sultry Brunette”, “Dumb Blonde”, “Old and Gray” and several other affectations that seem to link the color of ones’ hair to personal attributes. Is there something to this? Am I missing any?

But anyway, I have a theory! (Yes another one.)

Fiery redheads are that way because it takes more blood flow to the scalp to maintain the color. More blood flow increases the libido of these people and there for that have gained this “Fiery” moniker.

But blondes have the opposite problem. There is almost no blood flow to the scalp so they lose the pigments and the brain cells associated. This unfortunate turn reduces their IQ and thus you have your dumb blondes.

Brunettes tend to be sultry because the hair color matches that pretty nightie or lingerie they are so prone to wear. This is not a medical condition, but when one group of people gets too associated with the hottest Victoria’s Secret fashions, one just has to think of them as sultry. It is just a common associative mime.

Gray haired people are simple… they are getting old and the actual gray matter of their brains is being leached out through their hair follicles. This could explain a lot, yes? I mean that this phenomenon could explain the memory loss that older people have, the idle prattle and senior moments.

Go ahead… find more hair color associations… I will come up with why that saying is the way it is… I dare ya.


rm_txrose4uNTX 57F
3289 posts
7/18/2005 11:43 am

And, what about those who have a mix of colors???? Mine has streaks of red, blonde, brown (all shades), and even a gray hair or two!!!!! LOL...

Laters...

Your friend,
TxRose


sincitybrunette 55F
1668 posts
7/18/2005 1:27 pm

I guess then when your like me a sultry brunette with blonde hi-lites you get the best of both worlds. Someone whose IQ is diminished due to the lack of blood flow to the brain yet smart enough to shop at Victoria's Secret and look really sexy in that lingerie.


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

7/18/2005 11:16 pm

DIRTY Blondes...

TTFN


bella_ 47F
4030 posts
7/19/2005 7:06 pm

Jet black through and through....tell me whatever you want..


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