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8/5/2005 10:26 pm

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Daily Joke


Subject: assertiveness

I was tired of being bossed around by my wife; so I went to a
psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said I needed to build my self- esteem, and so he gave me a book on assertiveness, which I read on the way home. I finished the book by the time I reached my house. I stormed into the house and walked up to my wife. Pointing a finger in her face, and said,
"From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, ! guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," she ask ????

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