Gettin It Done, Down and Dirty on the Hood, In the Hood  

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6/24/2005 6:45 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Gettin It Done, Down and Dirty on the Hood, In the Hood


My best friend was caught gettin' it on with his girlfriend on the hood of his new beemer in the hood super jizzle, and she had her legs spread like an eagle in sweegle and he was goin' so fast and hard that he showed up on the jizzle radar detecter of the jizzle police. He was issued a ticket for 85 mph. He did a breathalyzer and they found too much jizzle in his swizzle, she had extra jizzle and lots of drizzle on his gizzle off the richter scale. She tested extra jizzle and too much zizzle. Good thing they used jizzle lube, although it messed up the paint job.

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