Helpful hints for the guys...  

happy4u242 45
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11/30/2005 7:59 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Helpful hints for the guys...

If you have a small dick
don’t take a pict.

You won’t meet a good soul
by acting like an asshole.

If you’re humble she’ll
more likely crumble.

If you want a fuck
Or maybe a suck
Don’t be a schmuck
Because it’s not just luck.

When you send that first mail
Don’t make it stale
Try sharing a tale
If you should fail
Please try not to wail
At least you’re not in jail!

The photo’s should be clear
Not taken after a case of beer
And post ones of this year.

More to come.....

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