"...A Piece Of Ass." LOL  

hansum_strangrr 47M
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4/13/2006 1:52 pm

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"...A Piece Of Ass." LOL

After a handsome Southern tourist had been served his drink in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled, and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin', too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip up to your room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"

"Why yes," replied the gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Georgia, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

Everybody Dies, Not Everyone Really Lives.

papyrina 51F
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4/14/2006 1:38 pm

hehe nice one

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