R.I.P. my old friend  

handlethis499 43M/42F
3 posts
8/3/2005 8:14 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

R.I.P. my old friend

I have lost my dearest and closest friend today, I've spent hours with him, had fun with him, turned him on and off within just a few seconds. He's gotten me off countless number of times and I know he was faithful because he never left the house and was always ready and waiting. I know it was wrong to get married and neglect him for days on end, after we had spent so many wonderful nights together but had I known it would end like this....well, I might have reconsidered. Tonight, while my husband was out I decided to try and rekindle our fire, when I did he coughed, sputtered, made some hiddeous noise that sounded like lawn mower blades on concrete...then just like that, he died.

R.I.P HoMedics Energizer
????? - August 3, 2005

You are gone, but not forgotten...and hopefully in stock at walmart.

sweetcheeksfun 47M/45F

8/4/2005 9:15 pm

Oh, so sad. I too have a close friend. Mine's called the Panasonic reach-easy. I, too, have referred to it sounding like a lawnmower or an airplane. I have tried to replace it several times, but with no luck. Not sure about the Wal-Mart there, but here there is NO REPLACEMENT! Aggghhhh! I am not looking forward to the demise of my friend. My husband, on the other hand, can't wait for it to die. Good luck in your search. And my husband and I send our condolences.

bullet487 66M

2/8/2006 10:36 pm

My wife loves her Hitachi Massage Wand, and you can buy it on line. She loves it and once it a while I can get it just right on my dick and make myself cum. When I get that just right I love it to. Sometimes it makes her squirt.

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