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A man goes to see a prostitute and he asks how much for a hand job. She replies "500 bucks." "What, no way, 500 for a hand job, thats ridiculous im not paying that," says the man. "No no, come here" she says and takes him over to a window where she pulls back the curtain and points down the street which is lined with boutiques and small stores. "See all those boutiques and stores, I own all of them, bought them with the money I made giving hand jobs." Intrigued, the man ums and ahs until he finally decides to give in. He fronts the cash and gets the best hand job of his life.
A week later he comes back and asks how much for a blow job. "$1000" she says. "What, 1000 bucks for a blow job, no way thats too expensive." "No no, come here" she says, and takes him to another window, pulls back the curtains and points out to a street lined with BMW and Mercedes dealerships. "see those dealerships, I own them all, bought them with the money I made giving blow jobs". So he ums and ahs, and finally gives in. He fronts the cash and gets the best head job of his life, she almost sucks the sheets up his ass.
A week later he comes back and says "look, that handjob was amazing, that blowjob...im still spinning out, I need to get into your pussy, I have to. How much for a fuck?" She takes him over to another window, pulls back the curtains and points out to a street lined with 5 star hotels. She turns to him and says "see all those hotels, if I was a woman, I would own all of them."