Joke - The Spitoon  

grinchdub 31M
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6/18/2006 5:25 am

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6/29/2006 10:04 am

Joke - The Spitoon


Two cowboys in the wild west walk into a bar, and one notices that the spitoon on the floor is almost full. He says to his friend, "Ill pay you 50 bucks to drink it". His friend turns down the offer, but a man at the other end of the bar overhears and offers to chip in another 50. It goes around and ends up being over a grand in it for him if he drinks it. "why not" he says, picks it up and starts to chug it down. Glug, glug glug. Everyone else in the bar is discusted, some are dry reaching at the mere sight. "Ok hes earned his money hes got the balls" someone says, but he keeps drinking. Glug glug glug, he wont stop. Finally after nausiating everyone in the bar he finishes, wipes his mouth, shots a whiskey and sits down. "why didnt you stop when we said you could" his mate said. "I tried, but it was all in one piece".

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