How to meet Women on AFF (for the single man)  

greatdate73 43M
27 posts
9/11/2005 4:05 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

How to meet Women on AFF (for the single man)

I have read many blogs in my enourmous tenure at AdultFriendFinder, and now feel I am qualified to give a little advice to a group of people here who are in need of a little help.

That's right, I'm talking about the single man. I can't count the number of times I have read about a single man who is disheartened, frustrated, and just about to give up hope on actually meeting anyone on AdultFriendFinder. Well Gentlemen, I'm here to help!

Lets face it, there are a few tricks to meeting women here. Unless you know them you will not have much success.

I Am willing to teach you some of these great secrets gentlemen, so put on your thinking caps and pay attention. Class is about to begin...

First thing.. Pictures

I'm not just talking about any old pictures. You Might be thinking about a nice face shot with you in a suit and looking professional. Or perhaps an outdoors shot with you Hiking or fishing or hanging out with friends.

I'm afraid that is just not going to do you any good. No, the first thing you need is a good

COCK SHOT!

That's right gentlemen a cock shot. You must supply the goods up front. If you don't, the ladies will just pass you by. This is after all a sex site. Nobody here is looking to get to know you! Every single person on this site is looking for the same thing. So get out the camera and get ready to meet women...

A slight aside. For the cock shot to be most effective you must take a few steps before shooting pictures.

1) Don't do any unnecessary grooming.

The Ladies are looking for realism here. The last thing they want to see is a guy trying to misrepresent himself, so don't even think about shaving down there. For that matter, don't even shower. Trust me you won't be disappointed.

2) Shaving

If it's too late with respects to grooming, then shave it all off with an old razor. When finished shaving, be sure to douse the effected area with rubbing alcohol or acetone. Wait a few days before shooting the pictures. Lets face it, the next best thing to hair is razor burn.

3) Setting Perspective

Lastly, before you take the picture, go for a nice cold swim. If there is no pool, river or glacial run off available, then take a cold shower. This is the most important step.

The picture women respond to best looks like a rabbit hiding in the thicket. Evasive, Elusive, Mysterious. If you can produce that, then your email box will fill up over night.

Next Thing.. Email

Now you are probably wondering what to do with all of these erotic invitations. Don't worry, I won't let you down. Email is one of those things where you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

You need to let them know what you want while giving as little detail about yourself as necessary. You may feel compelled to discuss things like who you are, what you look for in a woman, or your interests. You may even want to show an interest in them.

Don't do that!

What you need to do is keep it simple. For example just say somthing like...

"I've got 9 inches of steel with your ass written all over it!"

Now who wouldn't respond to a proposition like that!

It's direct and to the point. You have made your intentions known, and they will appreciate the honesty. They may even tell a friend. Before long you will have women waiting in line to meet you. I suggest you take a week or two off of work just to accomodate your new schedule

With these simple insights you are now on your way to successfully meeting women.

Happy Hunting

Professor Greatdate

In the future..

Married men looking for women.
The Semantics of email.
How to pose as a bisexual woman.
Why not showing up for dates is good.
Trolling for younger women.



goddessofbitches 41M/33F

9/13/2005 7:27 pm

I personally don't care for the "cock shot"....but that is me...otherwise...the advice is good....

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

9/13/2005 7:29 pm

Did I forget to mention that you needed to add...

And don't forget to write

Dear WHore....I'm ready to fuck you now....so meet me at my house by 9pm.

lol
.............

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


greatdate73 43M

9/14/2005 12:12 pm

Thanks goddess. I'll cover some more sexy pillow talk when I get to the semantics of email. After all who would be interested in "Endless hours of sensual oral pleasure" when they could

[b/]"Win a Free moustach ride!"


greatdate73 43M

9/14/2005 12:13 pm

Thanks goddess. I'll cover some more sexy pillow talk when I get to the semantics of email.

After all who would be interested in

"Endless hours of sensual oral pleasure"

when they could

"Win a Free moustach ride!"


greatdate73 43M

9/14/2005 12:15 pm

Thanks goddess. I'll cover some more sexy pillow talk when I get to the semantics of email.

After all who would be interested in

"Endless hours of sensual oral pleasure"

when they could

"Win a Free moustache ride!"


saddletrampsk 54F

9/22/2005 10:38 pm

Baby I love all your romantic talk and I wanna be your screen door baby so you can bang me all night..lol


rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
9/23/2005 8:50 am

I have to disagree with the Naked pics, I am so tired of seeing them. If you are going to do shots like these find a reputible photographer who is willing to do them for you. I know of a really great one that is very tasteful and is NOT in any way a perv. He actually took mine, if this site would let me post them, you would see just how great he is. I am begging, nock of the naked disgusting pics, go have them done by a reputable, (can't express reputable, enough) photographer and have them done tastefully. PLEASEEEEEEEEE

I personally would rather see a face, full body picture. I want to know the person first. I figure if my husband and I get to know the person or couples, the naked stuff will come later. We also take the face picture as, you are not ashamed of your life style and is willing to say, look at me, I love me, you should take the time to get to know me as a person first, before you meet other parts of me

remember this is my opinion on this,


greatdate73 43M

9/24/2005 6:40 pm

As I told you gentlemen... My process works...

The lovely and alluring SaddleTramp is already succombing to my charm. Plus she obviously likes horses. Which works out great for me because I have been told that the celebrity I most closely represent is MR. Ed. These techniques work!

Bct2Esi is offering so much, yet in a very round about way. Suggesting a photographer.... She want to see more of me! Remarking that this photographer took her pictures, but the site won't let her post them? Interesting... What's too Naughty for here? And finally, she makes a few suggestions about what she wants to see... It's obvious. She's fallen in love with me.

Disclaimer: this post was written in the style of Rush Limbaugh. Please don't take me seriously. I Just listen to a lot of talk radio. I can only take about 3 minutes of Limbaugh before I want to throw the my car radio out the window. The views represented here do not represent represent the views of any sane person. If you think I am serious.. please seek professional help. reading this blog may cause the following medical conditions. Iching, burning, occational discharge, stomach irritation, bloating, spontanious human combustion, necrophilia. and several other very nasty things which describe comprehension.


greatdate73 43M

9/24/2005 6:42 pm

As I told you gentlemen... My process works...

The lovely and alluring SaddleTramp is already succombing to my charm. Plus she obviously likes horses. Which works out great for me because I have been told that the celebrity I most closely represent is MR. Ed. These techniques work!

Bct2Esi is offering so much, yet in a very round about way. Suggesting a photographer.... She want to see more of me! Remarking that this photographer took her pictures, but the site won't let her post them? Interesting... What's too Naughty for here? And finally, she makes a few suggestions about what she wants to see... It's obvious. She's fallen in love with me.

Disclaimer: this post was written in the style of Rush Limbaugh. Please don't take me seriously. I Just listen to a lot of talk radio. I can only take about 3 minutes of Limbaugh before I want to throw the my car radio out the window. The views represented here do not represent represent the views of any sane person. If you think I am serious.. please seek professional help. reading this blog may cause the following medical conditions. Iching, burning, occational discharge, stomach irritation, bloating, spontanious human combustion, necrophilia. and several other very nasty things which defy comprehension.


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