Beware of those funny guys  

gotalickit 67M
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2/7/2006 3:10 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Beware of those funny guys

If that all us guys had to do to get laid was be funny. Then all those time I spent reading the mars and Venus guy was waisted. I could have been reading Jeff Foxworthy instead. All that sensitivity and listening, holding understanding, was a waste. What I really needed was a good stand up act, who knew? I find it hard to believe, if that were the case, you should be able to put Kevin James (King of Queens) and Fabio side by side in a room full of horny women and say, who would you like to go home with, and James wins hands down. Does anybody really think that?
Were getting away from the point of this post. That is that laughter does work, I've seen it all the time. Not with me, but those quick witted guys that I've known though out my life. They always had the perfect come back, always quick with a funny antidote. They are were my friends I knew them well. They made the girls laugh, they went home with the girl. I had the witty perfect comment as well, sometimes mind were funnier, the trouble was, I didn't think of it until the next day. Never been what you would call fast on my feet. I'll make you laugh ladies, tomorrow I promise. Meanwhile my friend Mr. funny guy is getting a handful of first base today. While I get a handful of something else thinking about her first base. The point is humor works, maybe not every time not every girl, but these funny guys just move on to the next one. What I have also notice with these laugh a minute friends of mind. Is they can't switch off, they come encountered with a female and Mr. funny guy is always on. Doesn't matter that he has a beautiful wife, 3 beautiful kids. Bring on the pretty female,out comes that wonderful wit and charm, that same wit that his gorgeous wife fell for. Then, every once in a while, another gorgeous women falls for him. I've seen it too many times ladies, he doesn't mean it, a harmless flirt, right? Nothing will come of it, right? Just take these ingredients add one Mr. laugh a minute fun guy, stir in one fallen foxy babe, mix with any alcoholic beverage and shake. The rest, as they say is history, we'll see you in court. Please don't get me wrong, I like these guys, they make me laugh to, Hell I'll go home with him .(he's not getting to first base though) I just wish he could transfer that wit to me, help me save your marriage, you'll be thanking me someday. You'll be on a business trip far from home, sit down at the bar to have a beer. When this drop dead gorgeous fox sits right down next to you and says, I don't drink much what's good and you got nothing, your mind is completely blank. Don't worry you'll think of something tomorrow. Thanks for listening


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