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goldinboy2 59M
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2/28/2006 5:28 am

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3/10/2006 4:40 am

joke

Two flesa from new york had an agreement to meet every winter in Miami for vacation.
Last year one flea gets to Miami, hes all blue and shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death!
The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?"
The first flea says,"I rode down here from new York in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying,"Thats the worst way to travel! Try what I do Go to the airport bar.Have a few drinks.While you are there,look for a nice stewardess.Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. You'll be in Miami in no time.
The first flea thanks him and says he will give it a try.
A year goes by.....When the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue and shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says,"Didn't you try what I told you?"
Yes,"says the second flea,"I did exactly as you said....I went to the airpor bar.I had a few drinks.Finnaly, this nice young stewardess came in.I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep when I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Harley! Ride Hard Live Fast
Free mustache Rides....


pet_humility 48F

2/28/2006 5:39 am

OMG to damn funny.. thanks for the visual on that one


oldman1776 78M
3164 posts
2/28/2006 10:26 am

LMOAO. funny shit.


dasher121 36M

3/1/2006 4:40 am

hahahahahaha, ok def did not see that one coming!!!!!!! Great joke dude.


goldinboy2 59M

3/1/2006 5:35 am

    Quoting pet_humility:
    OMG to damn funny.. thanks for the visual on that one
Thanks, can I take this string off now its starting to hurt.LOL


goldinboy2 59M

3/1/2006 5:36 am

I love giving them.


goldinboy2 59M

3/1/2006 5:37 am

Thanks for stopping by old dude


goldinboy2 59M

3/1/2006 5:38 am

    Quoting dasher121:
    hahahahahaha, ok def did not see that one coming!!!!!!! Great joke dude.
Yah I thought it was a good one.


tillerbabe 55F

3/5/2006 6:44 pm

Very cute!


goldinboy2 59M

3/10/2006 4:40 am

Oh just like you....


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