hot meat  

goderer 46M
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10/16/2005 7:41 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

hot meat


Things to do today.

Procrastinate

My place is a pig sty. I should tidy up. I should work out today too. I should do laundry. I think I have six loads. I should start installing my kitchen sink. And I should take my old fridge out to the trash since I bought a new one.

It was murder. No, it was unintentional so i guess that makes it manslaughter. Fridgeslaughter. Fucking thing deserved to get whacked anyway. Always too much ice in the freezer. The day i killed it I had just come home from the butcher with enough meat for a year and the frickin thing was full of ice. So i grabbed a knife and started hacking. What was i supposed to do? The fridge was full of beer. And i was in no mood to cook. I need the freezer immediately. Come to think of it I think I was drunk.

Anyway two days later I opened the fridge for a coke and it was all hot in there. You know what I did? I shut the door. I didn't want to deal with it. I procrastinated that one for a good two to three weeks.

Nice.

Have you ever smelled a freezer full of hot rotted meat? Disgusting. I held my nose and did what I had to. I'll spare you the details but I'm glad it's over now.

I don't feel like doing anything today. I feel better but I'm still not one hundred percent.

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