Perfect Housewife???  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
8/21/2005 6:53 pm

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Perfect Housewife???

I decided to be a good housewife and do something for my husband. I really love doing things for him....including writing love notes to put in his lunch box, leaving notes for when he gets home, sleeping in the nude so he can come in and "get him some" after work...and just about anything else I can think of. This time bites me in the ass!!!

Seems as though I am wanting to do more things in the nude than normal here lately. I wonder if it has anything to do with the moon being full?? Anyway's...

I thought vacuuming nude would a be a turn on for my husband. And, since my son had gone to his grandpa's house, I knew it would be the perfect opportunity. I showered, shaved, and then toweled off. I rubbed lotion on my body and dressed. I went downstairs and my husband was gone. He ran to the store to get a few things. That's when I got the idea. I went ahead and cleaned on my living room. As I did, I got things ready for when he came back and I would start vacuuming naked. When I heard the car outside, I rushed out of my clothes...through them into the laundry room and waited by the vacuum for the sound of him getting ready to unlock the door. That was when I was going to turn on the vacuum. Well, I turned it on a little early and began pushing it back and forth. Next thing I know, he opens the door....and in walks my husband.....and my mom, and my two sisters and my son. I run to cover up....but of mom and my sisters got an eyeful of me....
I have learned my lesson for a while....Plan EARLIER ahead to prevent this....


Always The Bitch

rm_Screw696969 40M/37F

8/22/2005 12:09 am

awww u poor thing. In the future run to the window and check when you hear the car door. Better luck next time.

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/22/2005 12:25 am

god that's funny, and i admit, the reason why i often shy away from such activities!

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ByteChaser2 53M

8/22/2005 7:53 am

LOL We ("She" and got caught by her dad the last time I went to visit. About 3 in the afternoon and we'd been up to some shenanigans and in strolls pops!

That was a pretty tense hour there

eternal1969 47M
1634 posts
8/22/2005 8:12 am

Well at least now your mum and your sisters know just how domesticated yet sextisfying you are

rm_TheHooligan2 44M
409 posts
8/22/2005 9:30 am


ladies you're getting way to naughty for your own good.

talk about baaaaaaad timing!!

DirtyLilSecret61 55F

8/22/2005 9:51 am

OMG - I would have been horrified. You have my sympathies.


lenore00 33F

8/22/2005 12:46 pm

(this has nothing to do with this blog)

o0o0o0o mandy im a lil pissed at you.. dont even mention me as a person that you write in their blogs.. hmm??? but thats fine.. ::runs and cries in corner::


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/22/2005 5:17 pm

~Screw69~~~ I didn't expect my mom to bring my son home for another 3 hours later!!! She has a BAD habit of always bringing him home just AS SOON as she can. It's a good thing I was home, otherwise she would have made the trip for nothing!!! lol....but I will look next time.

~FreeLove~~~ I think it is kinda funny now...but at the time...I was just a "little" bit EMBARESSED!!!! LOL

~ByteChaser~~~ Ouch!!! Got caught by the dad!!! THat's gotta be least it wasn't the granddad...and he didn't threaten to kill ya with his

~Eternal~~~ I don't think they where interested in ever knowing to be honest with ya....but you got a point....

~Hool~~~ Oh...your just jealous that I wasn't caught naked at your Seriously...I was just trying to do something

~Lil~~~ Thank you. I think though that those sympathies should go to my mom and sisters...they were the ones blinded by my

~Jez~~~So I take that hint as you need a naked maid for a day....ok...when can I cum over??? lol

~~~AMber~~~ Honey....What are you TALKING ABOUT??? I think I am confused.....I did mention you...I mention you a lot....Where DIDN'T I mention you...other than today's post.....


Always The Bitch

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/22/2005 5:18 pm

~Amber~~~ Go back and look at April 16....THe post WHO....


Always The Bitch

dirty4224 31M
1 post
8/26/2005 11:50 pm

im bored

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