My hands where tied....  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
8/22/2005 5:33 pm

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My hands where tied....

Today was something for me. I guess that I must be on a bad luck streak or is what happened...
I took my son to school....his first day and all...and when I got husband was we decided to do the deed. I thought...what the harm right??
Well, we did the deed and lay in bed talking and just cuddling. As we talked about doing it again, my daughter cried out wanting a bottle. I got up with my daughter and once she had a bottle...she played for about and hour and went back to sleep. I took the opportunity...went back upstairs and my husband and I decided to go ahead and play with my handcuffs that I recently bought. Well, just as I was getting into it....and I mean REALLY getting into it, the phone rings. (That figures...something always happens when you are close to orgasm) It is my mom. She wants to know if I can pick William up from school. Thing is...she is a bus driver and she is perfectly able to pick him up. I asked her to hold on a minute...and then put the phone on mute. I asked my husband to uncuff me...and I'll be damned...that fucking key broke. I wasn't sure where the spare was and my mom was waiting on the line. I got back on the line and asked why she couldn't pick him up. She wasn't feeling good and she wanted me to pick Will up AND take her to the doctor....I said I couldn't....My hands were TIED. She started bitching at me and I didn't get much time to explain. So...I told her to go back to my son's school, park her bus...and I would be there in a few minutes. So...lucky that I was having sex with my shirt on....I put on my undies of course...and ran out the door. I did the best I could...driving handcuffed. I got there...picked up my mom (and no...I didn't have to explain anything...she knew EXACTLY what I was doing) and dropped her off. Before she got out of the car, she looked at me and I saw that look. She caught me naked the day before and now handcuffed today. She was wanting to know WHEN I DIDN'T have sex....because that was when she would call from now on. I told her I wasn't sure....and she just said...."You're lucky." She shut the door to my car and I found myself wondering about my mom's sex life....EEEEWWW!!! GROSS!!!!!
Once I got back home, my husband had searched and found the spare....that unlocked me. I told him to get rid of the damn handcuffs...because I never wanted to see them again. He started to throw them away...and I stopped him. I had an idea. I put them in a bag...and when I picked her up...I gave them to her. Well...just shortly after PM (est) I called her tonight to ask her to take William for me so I could go shopping...she said
My hands are TIED right
(Not really....that last part was made up...but I bet she DOES end up saying that to me sooner or


Always The Bitch

rm_Screw696969 40M/37F

8/22/2005 6:09 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!! Well, at least your sex life is good

AtomicKisss 58M

8/22/2005 7:31 pm

Another great story - I love your blogs!

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/23/2005 12:38 am

sorry, i know it must have been embarrassing, but it really crack me up! at least your mother knows things are good with your husband ... LOL!

[blog freelove999]

AltumHunksUnite 53M

8/23/2005 6:02 am

Sex with comedy. Excellent.

Let me drive. I like the view

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/23/2005 8:15 am

Screw--- Yeah...that is the one thing I am happy about. My sex life is always FULL OF surprises.

Atomic--- Thanks. It really means a lot to hear you say that...or see you type that....whichever the case may be. THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!

FreeLove--- Yeah....I makes me feel bad she isn't getting the same action at her house....or maybe she is and she is playing it off...I don't know....yuck...thinking about it....anyways...It is kind of embarressing to have your mom know what types of tricks you use to get "what you want"

Cleavis---'s funny now...but wait till it happens to


Always The Bitch

rm_TheHooligan2 44M
409 posts
8/23/2005 6:05 pm

damn would make a great comedy.


let see naked with a vacome cleaner and then driving with handcuffs. what's next Mandy?

getting caught blowing up your skirt like that scene from the movie seven year itch?

kycouple20042 46M/41F
6 posts
8/24/2005 12:56 am

Smith & Wesson cuff keys won't break as easily.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/24/2005 8:18 am

Hool--- I can't explain my luck lately...but I did fall yesterday evening too...and my elbow is pretty banged up. If it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any.

Kycouple--- Wished I had known that before I bought these cheepies...They were only like 2 bucks. I figured thatI didn't need anything extravagent for what I was using them for...but... I learned my lesson...


Always The Bitch

kycouple20042 46M/41F
6 posts
9/8/2005 12:27 am

It's been my experience that you get what you pay for when it comes to cuffs. Since you're in Richmond you should run up to Galls and spend about $25 on a good set of cuffs. I could even give you some training on the proper way to cuff your hubby LOL

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