Mommy made Santa's HELPER STAND  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
12/11/2005 8:10 pm

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Mommy made Santa's HELPER STAND

I'm sure many of you are glad to see the goddess back in action. Actually, I am glad to see myself back in action considering I have felt absolutely awful!!!

Now that I am mostly over whatever it was that got a hold on me, I must tell you about how I, mommy, had Santa's helper at full attention...

My husband's work threw a special little party for the kids on Saturday morning. I was only going because I needed to help my husband with our kids and I wanted to be there to see them with Santa. Of course, standing in line was not a problem....it was only when we got up there to see the MAN HIMSELF that my son refused to go up there and my daughter was not at all willing to let go of me.
I had on a little black number. Something elegant and yet simple because it wasn't formal, but my husband wanted me to look nice when he introduced me to his Co-Workers. My daughter, upon handing her over to Santa, grabbed the top just above the bosom line and pulled with all her might, exposing my poor brown-nosed puppies...(yes I was bra-less....)

She then yelled at the top of her lungs wanting me. Santa kind of snickers and says...
"Can mommy sit in my lap?"
Of course I am looking at Santa with that
"Whatever" look and then smiled at my daughter and son and said ....
"Of course mommy can sit in SANTA'S lap."

No sooner than my ass cheek hit the man's lap, I found out just what not wearing a bra and having my daughter expose my tits to Santa could do. His little helper was at full attention!! He waived to the camera man to wait to take the picture. He asked my son what he wanted and my son ran screaming over to my husband. My daughter just stared at him and then the photo was taken. I didn't keep it because I was appalled by the way Santa moved his hand into my waist and down the side of my hip. You would think that for a man who is holding children all day, he could learn to contain himself for 5 fucking minutes.

I got up and Thanked Santa very VERY nicely and yet with enough edge in my voice for him to know I didn't welcome his advances in any way.
I know Mrs. Claus' vagina might not be worth Mr. Claus's time anymore....but still...I was not flattered in any way.

Ugh...I feel yucky again...

Good night all!!!

HUGS~~~MANDY


Always The Bitch


Efilnikufecin69 47M

12/11/2005 9:48 pm

Lucky Santa! hehehehe...


PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
12/11/2005 10:33 pm

EW... and didn't it cross your mind he wanted to feel you up?

Disgusting, those dirty old men...

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


tillerbabe 55F

12/11/2005 10:47 pm

Now.. I wished I had believed in Santa! LOL!


ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
12/11/2005 11:12 pm

that sounds kind of hot.


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
12/11/2005 11:56 pm

uggh, u should have thrown up on him!



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weasel341975 41M
7 posts
12/12/2005 12:44 am

here cums santa clause right down mandys lane. sry thats rude, with children but with u y where u serprised ? (no comment needed)reminds me of somthing from badder santa. have a safe holiday mandy and if kids r around beat santa and put his antler up his ass. if it happened round my son, santa would b 4ever dead.


MamChelle 48F  
1443 posts
12/12/2005 1:40 am

Glad you are better! Sorry to read about the dopey gropey old St. Prick. Maybe some of his little girls and boys will get revenge for you by filling his lap with something way less apealing than you. LOL..


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
12/12/2005 4:10 am

...and i was so naive as to believe that santa didn't exist!...
...


digdug41 49M

12/12/2005 5:31 am

"brown puppies." ROFL

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rm_Bct2Esi 51M/50F
1375 posts
12/12/2005 7:10 am

girl you are alot nicer then me. Had that been me and he did that while my children as well as other children were present. I would have went and told my husbands boss what he had done.

That was completely un-called for and not very professional. Makes you wonder about the mind set of a person to be like that when there are soooo many there watching. ewwwwwww,

glad you are feeling better

smiles
bct


nightstalker172 36M
1258 posts
12/12/2005 8:03 am

Well in front of children is bad form but honestly who could blaim him...You cant help it your brown nosed puppies are hot and yummy ....him inviteing you on his lap though....maybe it was just so the kids would approach him yea right ....I was never affiard of santa when I was a kid....but I freaked out when I met Mickey Mouse for the first time at Disney Land....it was even worse when I met Frankinstien's monster at universal studios the next day. I literally climbed up my dad . I was about 3 or 4...at the time....yep good times good times....


letigre1974 42M

12/12/2005 8:51 am

very not nice... mr. and mrs. clause should have approached you through AdultFriendFinder first.


bardicman 50M

12/12/2005 8:56 am

I have tried to respond to this three times now..

I cant..

I read it and I feel to pissed at such a disgusting santa..

I read it again and laugh my ass off at said santa..

The comments didnt help either..

sigh



I am not dead yet


rm_forreal57785 47M/47F

12/12/2005 10:00 am

I am not kidding. Just this weekend, as I walked through a store with my children, Santa commented that I wasn't too big to sit on Santa's lap. What is it with Santa this year?


guynamedjim 58M
729 posts
12/12/2005 1:04 pm

santa's been hitting the VIAGRA! Mandy you could of tugged on his hair and depositing your bubble gum there in! And upon exiting his lap crunched his toes with your heels! NASTY MAN


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
12/13/2005 12:38 am

Ok...this is strange!
Read your story, then read Forreal's comments and I must say that there must be something in the water up at the North Pole. I was Christmas shopping with a few of my girlfriends the other day and we were walking through the food court. I guess Santa had just finished his lunch break because he came out of an employee door and was walking slightly behind us as we headed towards the center of the mall. He actually walked up between my girlfriend and I, slung his arms around our waists and said "well, I know what I want for Christmas", slid his hands down to grop and pinch our behinds, winked at me and walked off!
What the hell is with all the horny Santa's???


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

12/15/2005 12:15 pm

lol
pervy Santa
at least you gave him blue balls...

hugs!

TTFN


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