Let me give you something to talk about  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
2/4/2006 4:10 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Let me give you something to talk about

Let me give you something to talk about. Yes...this post is mostly because I wanna be the center of attention and gossip. Why? Because I feel like it...that's why.

Number 1 thing to talk about. Pussy Farts. What is so wrong with them? I personally think a good pussy fart means you are doing things right.

Number 2. I think that if you don't have a vibrator, then it is OK for you to use something else....as long as that something wears a condom. I knew a girl who used her "Roller Brush"...you know, those round hair brushes you use to dry your hair into curls. Just sit back, spread you legs...and go to town.

Number 3. This question is for a man. What EXACTLY is blue balls? You're balls don't turn to smurf blue simply because we make you horny and walk away. I don't think I have ever seen a man with a blue tint to his balls...so what's the deal? Did one of you make that up to use as a way to put us women on a guilt trip? Oh...poor baby, I gave him blue balls, and he's hurting so bad, that I need to fix it by spreading my legs....Bullshit...
If I'm gonna fuck your brains out, I would have done it already. If I turned you down, that means I'm simply not that into you and wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole. Unless I get desperate...

Number 4. What exactly is nose picking? I heard somewhere that if you pick your nose, it's because you are the type of person who fig-its. Is that true I wonder? Who really picks their nose. I know I mess with mine when it itches...but not the "pick and eat" maneuver I have seen used. What exactly can one person get out of doing that?

Number 5. If a woman loves to fuck, suck and buck, does that mean she is a slut? No....that just means you have a better chance getting her in bed.

There's your something to talk about. I know, I'm a bit bitchy...but that's what I do best...


Always The Bitch

kyplowboy22 61M

2/5/2006 2:42 pm

roflmao, kid. good post. Later


PS: We can put up with the bitchy part, we're used to it. lol

goldinboy2 59M

2/5/2006 8:29 pm

Cool, lets see Pussy farts, As they vibrate around my
cock as its sliding in...Priceless.
#2 Humm alls fair in love and lust
#3Blue balls is something you get when you are still young and foolish Men don't get em because we have grown beyond that and know that if you make a woman happy she will make you happy.
#4 Hummmm stick finger up nose see what comes out with it....ewwwww
#5 I like your answer I'll go with it.

bedroomice2003 43M

2/5/2006 11:39 pm

Lots of people want to be the center of attention, and only a few attain it on a regular basis (at least positive attention), due to their fantastic charm, personality and beauty. I have no doubt you're one of those people who light up a room before you've even said a word. The only other person I know who absolutely demands attention and deserves it is SDA.

I rather enjoy the symphony our bodies make when I'm close to someone. It can be a turn on when you realize that you're the cause. The air escaping is really just a reminder that you're filling all those wonderful spaces.

Okay, blue balls is an extremely rare condition in some boys and men where a prolongued erection (the kind that lasts for hours) causes blood and other fluids to build-up in the scrotum and prostate. It's a bit like losing circulation in other parts of the body, only in this case it's the balls. Yes, sex can cure it because it allows blood to start flowing into the region again once the orgasm has subsided. It's just one of those wonderfully inelegant ways some men use to describe sexual frustration that really has nothing to do with either you or your lovely legs. The next time someone tells you that you're giving him blue balls, you can always offer to knee him in the groin and see if that helps...

I pick my nose. I freely admit it. I mean, I don't reach up to the second knuckle or anything, but sometimes you just have an itch you got to scratch. But then, that's what Kleenex was invented for. If someone is doing it in broad daylight or because of some nervous habit, then they obviously have more problems than simple fidgeting.

Being a slut is a bit like being a bitch. It's okay to be either when the situation truly demands it. And there's something to be said about being a slut from time to time that's almost empowering. It doesn't have to be a negative word. Be proud of your inner-sluttiness, revel in the effect you have on all of us men and women and enjoy it. Whenever I meet someone who truly understands that, I consider myself very fortunate whether we hook up or not.

Take care, sweetie.

MillsShipsGayly 51M

2/6/2006 7:28 am


not as in the color blue ... but as in sad ya know... the blues

Mandy, little pet, when ya gonna post that questionaire?

ArgosPlumyKooky 45F
3902 posts
2/7/2006 10:45 pm

lol! nice post pussy farts are more fun!

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