Just your average dick.....  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
8/16/2005 8:24 am

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Just your average dick.....

How is everyone today? I am tired today, but, I am fighting through it.

I had a bit of a tiff with someone and it all started at McDon's (name shorten for certain reasons)

We had a car full. My husband was driving and my son and daughter were in the back. We pulled up to the Drive through, and A male voice yells through the speaker....I will be with you in One moment...so we waited for our order to be taken. We waited....and waited....and waited. Then my husband finally yelled out "HELLO" and the guy responds "Oh, I'm sorry, go ahead with your order....I forgot you guys where there." WE had a very simple order.
My son wanted --- Chicken nugget happy meal

My husband wanted--- Three double cheeseburgers and a McChicken

Me--- I wanted 1 Chicken Ranch BLT meal

We wait for our total...and the guy says "Can you repeat that?"
We repeat what we ordered and was told to pull around to the window. There was a lady there. She took our money and the next window was were we encountered this....man.
He hands is the happy meal and I inform him we need sweet and sour sauce for the happy meal. He says " That will be $.35" I looked at him thinking he was joking...I had never been charged for a think of sauce in my life. But he was standing there holding out his hand. I looked at him and said "You can't be serious" he says..."We charge for that now." I tell him to forget it, and he rolls his eyes at me. Then 8 minutes later, he hands us our other bag and as my husband is looking through the bag to make sure it is all there, the guy yells "What are you looking for? Pull forward, your making everyone else wait." I sat there and stared him down. My husband looks at him and then begins to pull up. I told him...look at everything...something about that guy tells me that we need to check our food. Sure enough, the double cheeseburgers where only single ones, and my chicken sandwich had a mcChicken patty on it. WE talked about it for a second, got the kids out and went inside. We asked for the manager, and as we are telling him what's going on, the drive through guy comes over. He listens to what we are telling the manager about the food order being wrong and blurts out "These people are lying!!!" I looked at him and I look at the manager and I describe to him everything that the guy had said and done, from making us wait at the beginning to telling us that we are holding everyone else up and asking what we are looking for. He knew our order was messed up, why else would he want to stop us while we check our food?" The manager looks at the guy, looks at the ticket...then our food...and quickly corrects what needed to be fixed. He even asked if I needed any sauces. I said, yeah, I want some, but I don't want to be charged for it. He looked puzzled...and I told him what the drive through guy told me. He gets the sauce and tells the drive through guy that he needs to see him...The manager starts walking to the back, I start to turn away, and as the drive through guy walks past, mutters as he turns "If my wife was as big as you, I would make her stop eating!!" I told him to shut up....that he was so ugly, acid couldn't get the ugly off of him." I walked out and we left to go to the park.

Ironically, a few hours later, we are shopping at WALMART, getting the last few things my son is going to need for school...and there the guy stands. I look at my husband to see if he noticed him. He hadn't. He head to the registers and then as we head outside, we heard that voice " I can't believe it, those are the assholes that got me fired. My husband can be a very intimidating man. He walks over to the guy, gets in his face ( and I do me IN his face..there was only an inch separating him and the guy) and asks him what his problem is. The guy starts to mumble and the person he is with runs off. My husband says a few words to him and walks off. I couldn't believe it. When we get into the car, I asked him what he said, he said..." I just told him he needed to shut his mouth before I do it for him." It was a classic moment....all spawning from one DICK....

So, who else has had problems with a drive through?


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NerdyGirlWebSlut 39M/35F

8/16/2005 1:05 pm

First of all if any of these pictures are of you you’re very pretty. Don’t let the a-hole get to you.

I’ve had a few problems with the drive through.

Once at Burger King we just couldn’t hear the guy because of the mumbling and my husband say’s, “could you please enunciate”?

The guy mumbled a bit more and my husband says, “Could you please take the cock out of your mouth when you’re talking to me.” And he got all quiet.
We pulled up to the window and it was a pimply faced 16-17 year old black guy at the window.
The manager was there and he said we were racist for making that comment.

Of course we had no idea he was black, not that it would matter either way.
His microphone was raised above his nose and nowhere near his mouth.
I’m thinking his stupidity had more to do with the problem than his race.
We just left.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/16/2005 1:45 pm

Wow....that's something. I must say....I had something similar...the girl had just got a tongue ring put in and when she repeated my order, it sounded aweful. I asked her to repeat what she said and she asked "Can't you understand English.." I said "Yeah when the person who is speaking is speaking ENGLISH.." She turned out to be from Italy...

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Philosophy_N_Sex 49M/47F

8/16/2005 8:29 pm

Minimum wage does not buy what it used to!

TaZmAnIa2002 37F

8/16/2005 11:57 pm

Drive thru is nothing but a pain in the butt.. I always get something that i dont order.. I like my burgers with catchup, mustard, and pickle only, what do i get lettuce and tomato with nothing else.. One time i ordered a McChicken and i got a McHambuger, And mandy dont let that ass get to you.. you are beautiful


rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/17/2005 1:15 am

you can slap me for saying this, but that's what happens when you go to mcdonalds! i've boycotted them my whole life, and not going to stop now ...!!

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goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/17/2005 7:20 am

Philosophy_N_Sex--- No kidding....the only thing is...this mcdonalds starts you off higher than minimum wage. And I guess he really thinks he lost something, probably been fired from all of the other fast food restraunts as well.

Ang--- Thanks....I'm not worried about it

Freelove--- I am not going to slap you....well, a nice little smack on the behind...but...not for saying that....
Why have you been boycotting McDonalds?


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rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/17/2005 11:23 am

... why not? the mcspotlight website has lots of info ... but it started with the mclibel case in 1995 (there was no mcdonalds in SA b4 then) ...

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tyrisshadowflame 37F

8/18/2005 1:44 am


Drive-thrus are a bitch (I should know, I used to work in fast food). I have a tremendous amount of respect for your husband. He could teach my chicken-shit father a thing or three!!


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/18/2005 4:35 pm

Love--- I was just wondering why....I am seriously thinking about doing it as well....I think they charge to much for the portions they serve....,plus the one here has some shitty service...

Tyris--- (tommy says-- Thanks for the respect!) I say...What fast food did you use to work at?


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CuriousKitty675 41F
365 posts
8/18/2005 6:09 pm

Mandy? Can I borrow your husband next time I go to a drive thru? I could use a nice big intimidating man to scare the shit out of the assholes that work them in my town. LOL! I promise to give him right back and all he has to do is sit in the driver's seat and glare at them.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

8/19/2005 8:23 am

Sure...I will loan him to you Curious....but...as long as we get back seat action before hand...lol


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