Goddess' Tips For Being A Good Bitch  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
1/10/2006 7:43 pm

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Goddess' Tips For Being A Good Bitch

OK ladies...here it is. I have had many emails asking me about my handle and some people saying I don't act like a bitch at all. Well...the trick is knowing when to be a bitch and when to be...what's that word I rarely use...lol...polite.

Tip #1

KNOW WHEN TO BITE YOUR TONGUE
Being snappy is easy when you have the words. For example...my sister was being teased at school for having acne. She is only 13 and of course going through that puberty stage. Some of the more popular girls where teasing her saying "proactive works...you should try it." In this situation I advised her to inform those girls that "Sure, proactive works for pimples, but doesn't cure ugly...looks as though you need to find a good surgeon."
In the case of me at work, there are several times when dealing with my manager that I wanted to tell her to kiss my ass. But I didn't. When it comes to someone older than you, or someone who is the deciding vote on your job...you should always bite your tongue.

Tip #2
LET IT GO IN ONE EAR, AND OUT THE OTHER

When in an argument with someone, or when getting smart. Sort of half listen to what someone is saying. Sometimes, good come-backs they fire at you will trip you up. You want to plan your comebacks with excellent timing, and pausing after someone says something never looks good. So, don't listen to their entire comeback. If you do, and it hits home...you can't use your creative words to fire back..and you know you want to come out on top and leave THEM speechless.


Tip #3

DON'T GO TO FAR

There is a fine line between being a bitch and just being a BITCH. There is this little thing we call GOING TO FAR with words and actions. It's kind of like an agreement among bitches. You don't go too deep. For example, if someone you are dealing with just lost their mother, you don't go spouting off at the mouth about their mom. That's just a NO-NO. The trick is to be sly and yet respectful. It is hard, but after working on it, you'll get it down.

Tip #4

LEARN WHEN TO DROP IT

After going at it with someone for a period of time, it gets boring. Tedious. Some may find the enjoyment going away. That would be the point to drop it and move on until you come across someone else you are ready to be "bitchy" with. It's the saying, "Beating a dead horse to death" When it's over, it's over...don't go trying to keep it going. If the other person has had enough and stops, stop. If you've had enough and they stop...then STOP...it's obvious.

Tip #5

WHEN IN DOUBT, DROP IT FOR ANOTHER TIME

If all else fails, and it looks as though you can't be the BEST BITCH OF THE DAY, hold off being bitchy and wait until the next day. You can't expect to be quick and witty 24/7. Some days, you just have to put it aside and deal with it the next day or two...depending on how long it takes you to get your grove back.

HOPE YOU WHERE PAYING ATTENTION!!

HUGS~~~MANDY


Always The Bitch


mangomamiCT 42F

1/10/2006 8:26 pm

I am working on it !


rm_art_persists 51M
1789 posts
1/10/2006 8:31 pm

And when it's time to make love...


rm_bigchoklatdk 45M

1/10/2006 8:50 pm

Hey goddess, did u grow up in Brooklyn?


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

1/10/2006 9:03 pm

Mango--- Take your time and make sure to perfect it

Art--- When it's time to make love, depending on the role you play, continue to be a bitch...or submit and be the slave... lol

Big--- No, I didn't grow up in Brooklyn....Why? Are they a bit bitchy up there? I've never been to Brooklyn

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


norprin5 55M

1/11/2006 7:51 am

sweet goddess, you have elevated the art of bitchiness to a new level!

King Nor XVIII


SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
1/11/2006 8:30 am

Goddess~

As always you have proven yourself wise beyond your years. God love you for it. I know that I have a lot to learn, I still care too much about hurting someone else's feelings or saying something that I might regret later to find the bitch in me. The only time she appears is when I am really extremely stressed or upset. Or the few times I am so fuming mad I can barely think straight. Maybe I learn to harness that energy someday. Until then, I'll just be one of those explosive types ... sweet and decent until you push me too far.

~SDA

~Angel


guynamedjim 58M
729 posts
1/11/2006 8:47 am

Mandy, Mandy, Mandy your light years ahead of the pack! GREAT POST!
Gee if women learn this men would be eatting out of their hands. I think there are times to being childest play and another to being ADULT and growing and learning. It's about helping ourselves and others, and not being solo in life. To the ladies out there I'd say don't miss it!

"Good love is hard to find"


popmuse01 35F

1/11/2006 10:53 am

Thank you Mandy!

It's not easy being a bitch sometimes, but we have to do it!

I'm leaving the site end of March. To those who want to keep in touch, see blog for details.


toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
1/11/2006 5:49 pm

wise words baby... ...


KDR305 46M/46F

1/12/2006 6:25 pm

My wife takes immense pride in being a bitch.

I think it's because "bitch" has long been the term thrown in the face of any woman proud enough to speak her mind and confident enough to tell anyone who needs it to "fuck off".

As you well know, it takes talent to be a loveable bitch.

They're few and far between, but those of us that get 'em are the luckiest people on the panet.

Kudos to you! Revel in your bitch-ness!


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