Do you need Sperm-So-Sweet?  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
9/20/2005 11:33 am

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Do you need Sperm-So-Sweet?

Here is a public service announcement from the Goddess Of Bitches

Do you suffer from "Nasty Cum Syndrome?"

Would you like to have cum that tastes so sweet, your girl won't want you to go anywhere but in her mouth?
Something that tastes so great they would turn your wonder juice into a drink?

Look no further....from the makers of "Wonder Pussy" comes


A formula designed to sweeten the cum juices of any man, regardless of what he eats and drinks. You can now feel free to eat Garlic, Onions, Asparagus, WHATEVER you like....and not worry that your cum with taste so bad, your girl will vomit.

The formula is made from natural juices of fruits combined with the over the counter drug "Fixadick" to make a new drug called


Just take the pill once a day for 30 days and then just every other day after that. The results are guaranteed.

The special order price is 199.99....and if you comment right now, we will send you a bottle free, plus we will throw in the revolutionary Semen Tester. The 'Semen Tester' will actually test your semen for you and tell you whether it is sour, just salty, in between, getting there, or delicious.

ORDER TODAY Supplies are limited....

Disclaimer....Please note, the above product is totally fiction. It not cure any diseases or relieve you of any stupidity.


Always The Bitch

ByteChaser2 53M

9/20/2005 11:47 am

Pineapple juice... Make him dring a glass an hour or two before. Assuming I have a "heads up" before hand... I grab a bottle of the stuff. Then have at em babe!


KMA5 40M
771 posts
9/20/2005 11:48 am

I'll take a bottle

rm_bella_ 47F
4030 posts
9/20/2005 12:48 pm

ohhh, there is nothing worse than sour spunk...just plug your nose and swallow!

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
9/20/2005 1:03 pm

Heh. You evil woman. I wonder how many people started to read that and got upset that it's a fake product.

I actually be surprised if there aren't a dozen labs in the country trying to create a product like this. I can see it now...

Men, worried about the taste of your semenal fluid? Well, worry no more! Our product will turn it from something you have to beg your woman to taste to rich hot fudge! (also available in strawberry and mango.)

dano6332 56M

9/20/2005 2:41 pm

Mandy, New photo? I like what you have done with your hair.

I normally just dip the head into a packet of lik-a-made (SP) remember that sickly sweet powdered candy from when we were kids? I choose different flavors for different occasions (say it is a summer day, anything fruity or lemon lime). Now I am including my amex number so feel free to send me whatever you have left in stock as I will resell it at the convention xxxx xxxxxx xxxxx expiration xx/xx
Thanks for the public service.
xo Dan

hotiowastud2 53M

9/20/2005 3:00 pm

It's totally possible that someone is trying to contact you as they missed the disclaimer. I'm sure Ronco would go on tv and sell it for you.

SoljerBlu 39M

9/20/2005 3:38 pm

Now why would I want to buy that shit. If I lick a pussy I've already come into (I think I do this frequently) and it tastes bad (not so far), then I'll just make sure I do all my muff-diving first, before I come in there.

SoljerBlu 39M

9/20/2005 3:42 pm

Oh, that's not to say that the women who just can't resist sucking on me for more than the 5 seconds it takes me to come in their mouth wouldn't be interested in buying.

okyme 52F

9/20/2005 4:22 pm

lol crap, I know a few men that can use the product too. lol

CuteAZguy27 39M
1545 posts
9/20/2005 5:04 pm

I refuse to get a fake bottle for free !

$199.99 thats not bad at all, thats only 19 thousand-nine hundred and 99 pennies !

I wonder what my ebay buyers would say....


digdug41 49M

9/20/2005 6:45 pm

I was talking to a fellow blogger on the phone earlier and we talked about this blog and she had me dying ,I never thought about it mandy.
shit mine must be great all I drink is pepsi bustello and water so I'm good but I'll have ask wifey, good stuff

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

rm_Here2play812 47M
179 posts
9/20/2005 9:46 pm

Guess it would only be helpful if you actually got a bj once in a while..

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
9/21/2005 12:41 pm

Goddess ~
AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Now all we need are to find all of the nasty tasting specimen out there to own up to thier funky foul flavour and you can start a revolutionary new species of blow jobs. The everlasting suckably sweet, good to the last drop, yummy, cock sucking blow job. I'll sign up as a spokes model! Tee Hee!
Love Ya!


toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
9/21/2005 12:44 pm

mmm... ordered it already.
the question is will it help at all with me so far away?
[sniff, sniff...]

matrix32322 45M

9/22/2005 6:36 pm

Thanks for the laugh.

master1027 59M
113 posts
9/25/2005 7:50 pm

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