A boy, A mom, and the potty  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
10/20/2005 8:37 am

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A boy, A mom, and the potty

I was talking to SweetDarlinAngel on the phone yesterday...and I had mentioned that I am still in the process of trying to potty train my son. He is 3 and still doesn't have it down yet...

Well...last night before my mom took him...I was trying to get him to pee in the potty. He was standing there in front of it...and I noticed that he was wanting to stand up..."Like DADDY does" he says...I stood him on the seat and as I looked to prepare him...I saw that the way his...um...you know...was pointing...he would have ended up peeing on his clothes and the seat. So I told him to hold it out. He looks at me as if he doesn't know what the hell I am talking about. I was like...hold it out will....You know...like daddy does....

He still didn't know what I meant. Being afraid he would pee on his clothes five minutes to the time my mom was supposed to arrive, I decided I would just take of his pants and then set him on the potty backwards...
I plucked him off the seat and he started to get mad. He wanted to do it like DADDY and so on. I tried to tell him he wasn't ready yet and that we needed to take his pants off so he didn't mess them up. If he wasn't careful..he would end up getting wet and then we would have to change them...and there would be a good chance NANA wouldn't want to take him..
As I am taking off his pants...he is standing in front of me...I guess he got mad at me. Because at that moment...he starts peeing on me. I jumped back..ended up hitting my head on the sink cabinet and he is aiming for me. He is even holding it.

I was so mad I had to leave him alone for a minute. He hasn't done anything like that in a while....

It's funny now...even as I type it...but last night...I was pissed off as well as pissed on...


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MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/20/2005 12:09 pm

Next time, if you can swing it, have hubby take him in there. See how that goes. While it is funny, I still would have had to have killed him.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/20/2005 12:42 pm

Better to be pissed off than pissed on I assume Miss ANN...lol

Your right...I was mad....but I had to laugh at the fact he is just like me ....vindictive...lol


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silverfoxrun 40M

10/20/2005 12:45 pm

thats funny. i have a friend who has a kid. he is 1.5 years old. she was chanching him in the living room and as soon as she took the diaper off 'ol faithfull erupts'

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
10/20/2005 12:54 pm

LOL! we made an attempt at potty-training, decided it wasn't working and she is too young -- now she loves taking off her clothes and nappy just to sit on the potty to do absolutely NOTHING! i really start to wonder when i hear stories like this how any of us eventually got it right?? but i guess we all do in the end...

thanks for giving me a laugh!

on my daughter's temper tantrums, of course i usually resort to the ignore routine (with just a touch of: "if you want my attention, you have to behave properly and talk in a normal voice"), however, my husband does not do that (he tries to please her) and then she gets worse (that's why she was playing up when i was away). now that my husband has gone for a few days, she knows i don't tolerate crap and she has settled back to normal again (after the adjustment of daddy leaving).

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saddletrampsk 54F

10/20/2005 2:13 pm

Oh the joys of raising kids..don't get too worried about potty training, you don't see alot of 16 yr olds in diapers..they will do "it" when they want..

digdug41 49M

10/20/2005 3:10 pm

rofl DAM KIDS!

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interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/20/2005 3:36 pm

Boy! Your son has a way of expressing himself!
Perhaps you can have his father do the training.
I think he should be doing it anyhow.

rm_TheHooligan2 44M
409 posts
10/20/2005 4:20 pm


just be grateful he didn't shoot you in the mouth.

wow that story is priceless

rm_ericingeneva 39M

10/20/2005 4:50 pm

I hope he doesn't pursue peeing on woman later in life. I can see the head shrinker bills now, especially after he's been regressed to when he peed on mom.

This isn't true but for Mandy's entertainment... while I was in the Army we use to get drunk and go pee off the roof. Okay so maybe it's true...

rm_luke69iner 48M
3275 posts
10/20/2005 5:01 pm


well at least he knows how, you just got to convience him to pee in the tiolet instead of on you

throw cheerios in the tiolet and tell him it's the target practice game ... better stand clear though in case he decides you make a better target

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Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo

tigerdickaches 62M

10/20/2005 5:55 pm

Hi Mandy!

Just passing through on my nightly prowl through the jungle and was tickled by your story! Many more adventures yet to come with your young son!


rm_Sgt_DickHead 42M
22 posts
10/20/2005 6:14 pm

Proper Discipline is key.... swat his butt...... Only way to get the troops to fall in line...

rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
10/20/2005 6:16 pm

I was reading that I died laughing. My son is almost 5 and he's been potty trained since he was about 2 but he did almost the same thing to me. We used to let him run around outside with his clothes off in the summer when I started potty training, thinking in some way it would help him learn faster. The first time he started peeing outside, he ran over to me while I was laying on the lounge chair and started yelling "look mommy, look at me" I looked over to him and saw he was peeing and of course started saying "Good Job", etc... and ran over to me, still peeing and jumped on me, hugging me because he was so proud. Kids are just wonderful.

weineroftheworld 66M

10/20/2005 8:23 pm

ROFLMAO!!! When my brothers were little my dad was a chain smoker. He would drop a cig butt in the toilet and have them play hit the target. It didn't take but a few times before they were toilet trained. When I was little, we lived up a holler. Our 'toilet' was a good five minuite walk from the back door. So we just peed off the porch. Never did have any grass around that porch.

dano6332 56M

10/20/2005 8:41 pm

LOL the joy of parenthood if they were not so cute we would strangle them by the age of 2

tillerbabe 56F

10/21/2005 12:12 am

OMG! That is great! Just like a man eh? Thank you for sharing...that is an adorable story. So what can I do about my dogs peeing on the same bush and killing it?

BTW- Goddess, I sooooo love your smile!

AlbertPrince 58M

10/21/2005 1:05 am

What are we to deduce from the fact that he wanted to do it like daddy and ended up pissing on you?

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10/21/2005 1:06 am

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rm_cjnite 42M

10/21/2005 3:44 am

whoo, I'm glad I have a daughter.

toothysmile 50M
16515 posts
10/21/2005 4:15 am

[smiling warmly...]

one of those stories you 'll remember fondly after two decades...

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/21/2005 7:59 am

SilverFox~~~ Yeah...that's happend to me before...and I know at the time he was to small to know better...but I got a feeling that this time he knew what he was doing...

Freelove~~~ Glad to hear she is calming down....

SaddleTrampsk~~~ If I leave up to him...he will never do it....he will stay in diapers just to make me clean him up...because he is as spitefull as his father...lol

GOB'S MANSLAVE~~~ Here it is....kiss kiss....

DigDug~~~no kiddin...lol

Interested~~~ My husband isn't here as much since he is working more overtime...He is here during the day only because he works the night shift and comes home to sleep. He is actually working 5 days this week. Five 12hr shifts can be a pain...

Hooligan~~~ Yes...yes...THANK GOD HE DIDN"T piss in my mouth..good point...

Eric~~~ What's the obsession of peeing off of a roof all about anyway?

Luke~~~ I tried that with fruit loops...he got tired of it...I guess he has made me the new target already...

WetPantySLut~~~ oh yes...THE JOYS....

TigerDickAches~~~ OH yes...there are probably going to be more...

Sgt.Dickhead~~~ I've swatted it a few times when I have REALLY LOST my temper...

Justsex~~~ I can't imagine letting my son go naked...but I think I will try that...THANKS FOR THE INSPIRATION sweetie...

Weiner~~~ LOL...Peeing off the porch...goes back to the question I asked ERIC...what's the obsession with guys and peeing off of things?

Dano~~~ I know that's the TRUTH...lol

Tiller~~~ I don't know...I don't have any dogs....I assume you could block off the bush with a fence or something.....lol
Thanks for the compiment...I love my smile too...lol

AlbertPrince~~~ LOL...Take what you want to from that honey....it's your imagination...

CjNite~~~ I have one of those tooo...and I raised two sisters...just you wait...they are easier to potty train...but watch out when they hit the PMS stage...lol

Toothy~~~ I have no doubt that this is something I won't easily forget...the way I would like to...


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rm_ericingeneva 39M

10/21/2005 11:05 am


It's not a matter of obsession... I think it's more an issue of opportunity. I have too pee... I'm on a roof. The bathroom is a ladder and 2 flights of stairs away. I'll just pee off the roof. Or I'm drunk I'm standing on a bridge I need to pee... how about I piss on those cars driving under me. For us guys it's a matter of pulling it out and aiming. It's like a comedic prop that's always handy.

interested13563 53M
2557 posts
10/21/2005 3:24 pm

I can see that your husband is working very hard. Sorry I did
not know how tough his life is. I hope things go well with
the up-bringing of your son. It can be fun too!

sweetbbw55 61F

10/22/2005 10:48 am

That is so funny ... brings back lots of memories....Thanks for sharing...

warmandsexy52 64M
13164 posts
10/23/2005 1:30 pm

Oh the joys of parenthood! Funny story about a fraught situation. Our daughter rolled along the floor until she was almost two! Never crawled. The embarrassment at kids parties! Turned out she wanted eye contact with the cats! All of a sudden she walked.

If in ten years time your son is still pissing on you (other than metaphorically) you've got real problems!

Nice post. Must start visiting your blog.

warm xx

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
10/24/2005 5:09 pm


OMIGOD! I died laughing at this as I sat there at 2 am. I laughed so hard I was crying. I could see you there talking him through it. I'm not so politcally correct. I look at my son try to explain it to him, then stand behind him, take his hands and help him hold it, only my problem is, he feels that since he doesn't like to hold his "peenie" I should go to the potty with him and hold it for him.

Too damn funny. I laughed and laughed. I have done this twice with the boys and once with the girl. I am not looking forward to potty training the last boy at all. I swear, he may in diapers until he's 10!



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