"Bitchy" Moments  

goddessofbitches 41M/33F
5317 posts
5/17/2006 8:51 am

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8/31/2006 11:32 am

"Bitchy" Moments

Hey everyone!! What's going on?

Now that I am getting back into the swing of things, I was hoping that I could have a "lift-me-upper" from my dearest friends.

WHat I would like is for you to describe your Biggest "Bitchy MOMENT".

I will read those and rate them on a scale of 1-10 with one being "No where close to being bitchy" and 10 being "Wow, Go Super Bitch!!"

Later, I will take all of the best stories and have a vote on who had the BIGGEST BITCH MOMENT!



Always The Bitch

norprin5 55M

5/17/2006 9:32 am

i'm never bitchy

King Nor XVIII

SweetDarlinAngel 39F
2996 posts
5/17/2006 9:49 am

Okay, here's my shot at Bitchy ...

(Deep breath Angel) you know how difficult it is for me to be anywhere close to bitchy, so this is a big step for me.

Alice and I had been arguing about her behaviour for quite a while. She came home from work, grouchy, demanding and complaining about the children and her job. I was working and had done my best to keep up with the laundry and put away the new baby furniture we had bought. I was exhausted and worn out from the pregnancy and the kids and just wanted to rest after work. She walked in at 6:30pm, left her clothes all over the room that I just cleaned, grabbed her cigarettes and asked what the hell I was making for dinner. I reminded her that I didn't get off work until 8:30pm and that she had agreed to make dinner that night. We had no small kids that night just the 9 year old and he could help. She huffed and puffed and said, "I work all damn day, the least you could is make my fucking dinner!"

Well, this is when the "bitchy" moment stepped in. I wheeled around in my chair, placed my headset on mute and prayed that I had a break in calls long enough to get my point across.

"I woke with the children at 6am. Fixed breakfast, ironed your clothes, got the boy off to school, the littles to your mother's, you off to work all before 9am. Then I cleaned and did laundry until noon when I started work. I have been working, paying bills and helping the boy with his homework since he got home, using my breaks to continue laundry and housework. Now you have the fucking balls to come in here and tell me that I should AT LEAST cook you dinner? You lazy fucking pig! I am pregnant and working my ass off for this household and you, the least you could do is more than bitch, moan complain and be a fat ass bastard. Why don't you pull your share around here for a change? Get the hell out of this room, let me finish my job and if you haven't found the intelligence to fix something suitable for dinner by the time I'm off then I'll go and get something for myself and my son and you eat with the God damn dogs!" Then I pointed her way out the door and locked it shut behind her. It was two days after that, that I finally got back in touch with you.

Whew! It wasn't easy. I thought for sure I was going to be sleeping in my truck that night, or at least be exposed to another bout of her violent ass temper. But I lived through it, and that was my "bitchy" moment. Aren't you proud?



rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
5/17/2006 10:39 am

hmmm... i come here for bitch lessons you know, cos i'm not much of a bitch... but i'll try and think of something, and come back later to tell you...

[blog freelove999]

rm_Ptalk1155 34M
3450 posts
5/17/2006 11:38 am

Well, being male, I don't really get into "bitchy" moods. I can be a first rate asshole though.

As to a greatest moment of said behavior, er...well I can't think of anything particularly good right now, but I have had quite a few fantastic rants to be sure.

goddessofbitches 41M/33F

5/17/2006 1:30 pm

Come on you guys, everyone get's bitchy....at SOME point during a month....

I wanna hear your how bad you all can be...

Nice one Angel, proud of you for that


Always The Bitch

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
5/17/2006 2:38 pm

Does spiteful and malicious commenting count? In that case bardicman wins hands-down.

Hmmm... I hacked into and deleted someone's email account after discovering he and a so-called friend had been lying to and laughing at me.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
5/17/2006 9:28 pm

While not my bitchiest, my favorite involved the hateful girlfriend of a friend. She showed up one night in a heavily sequined outfit, going on about how great it was. What came out of my mouth? "Nice outfit. But didn't they have it in your size?" Everyone's mouthes just dropped. It was way too small on her, btw.

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
5/18/2006 2:01 pm

ok, the last time i was bitchy was with gaeb -- i was just pushing all his buttons -- figured out all his insecurties -- and got on his case about them. he ended up crying. wish i could take it back. problem is he is unemployed and lives with his mother and is not getting off his ass to change that, i just eventually cracked -- he STILL has not done anything to change it! (but i don't really think it's my place to tell him how to live his life...). other than that, it's pretty mundane shit, bitching at my husband for leaving a mess in the house, etc. i think i was much more of a bitch when i was younger, but i don't like that side of myself much, so i put a lot of effort into changing my attitude... ok, now i'm craving peanut butter and honey, so i'm off to satisfy the cravings...

[blog freelove999]

JuicyBBW1001 54F

5/18/2006 2:01 pm

lol MissAnn.
Let's see bitchy moments hmmm I have had so many it is hard to pick a favorite.


mrgrimshade 44M

5/18/2006 8:53 pm

aww my favorite bitchy moment was one goddess left my very first comment


mrgrimshade 44M

5/18/2006 8:56 pm

But just today I got fed up, went to HR and complained about the interview and hiring process for 30 minutes...but I don't know if I really WANT that job anymore...threatened grievances and all that jazz


Tax money at work!

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
5/19/2006 12:37 am

Why can I not think of any good ones? I know I've got a bunch. Only thing that comes to mind right now is a couple of years ago, after I waited SIX months for money that was owed to me (UH is part of the ugh state system) telling the Personnel Clerk that failing miserably in a dead end, nonimaginative bureaucratic no brainer job was a feat that I had never seen anyone accomplish with such grace and aplomb. She thanked me for the compliment.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

redheadedangel33 48F

5/26/2006 7:02 pm

my biggest bitch moment I will never forget was dating/sleeping with this guy who lived about an hour away from my house. Not really my type but good in bed just little odd well we kind of drifted apart but I had forgotten my favortie jacket at his house and wanted it back so I called few times to get it he was kind of bitchy about it and said if you want to come down you basically have to fuck me to get it I kind of blew him off then he happened to call one night when I was kind of in the mood so I drove down right after i got there he handed me the jacket and said his ex called and he really wanted to see her so I said fine just glad I got my jacket walked out and ran my key down the side of his new truck and left. Ran in to him a few weeks after tht and asked how he liked his new truck now


tyrisshadowflame 37F

5/31/2006 11:23 am

One of my bitchy moments is from when I worked in a different fast food joint. The guy working drive thru kept saying that he needed 6 roast beef sandwiches. I told him that they were already in the bin. He came to backline and told me YET AGAIN he needed 6 roast beef sandwiches. So I told him, "If you want those fucking roast beef sandwiches, then you can make them yourself, you goddamned son of a bitch." I actually didn't get fired for it..hehehe.


P.S. Goddess, I need your help. Call me sometime today, if you can.

real36CgirlPA 38F

5/31/2006 6:59 pm

There are a lot of people where I work that have nicknames they don't know about...

There's a guy at work I purposely ignore because he's a nosy fuck. Kinda immature, but every time I actually say a word or two back to him he thinks he has permission to question me about what I do outside of work.

When I was 16 I dated a real jackass. He was the sort of guy who accused me of cheating the whole time we dated (found out later he was the cheater...lol). One day he took it upon himself to call me a 'slut', and not in a cute joking way either. So I reached my arm back and bitch-slapped him. Then he started to cry and I laughed. He deserved it, really... I couldn't help but laugh either after he put me through so much bs, it was a gut reaction.

jst4fun915 34F

5/31/2006 9:26 pm

Hmmm, so many bitchy moments, so little time. Well, one of my best bitchy moments was on my other blog, I was posting about a member of a message board I belong to. I have lurkers from that board who read my site, and they all came out of the woodwork to thank me for saying what we were all thinking. Basically, this chick is SO insecure, her husband cheated on her with a Thai hooker, he's in the USMC, so we know how much he makes, but she goes ON AND ON AND ON about all the expensive things they buy, even posting on a PUBLIC parenting board about the super low interest rates she gets, and how their credit scores are in the 700s. Who brags about this stuff? She had her husband working 2 jobs outside the Marines, she would literally get hired for a job, then just not go in for her first day because she didn't want to leave their kid in daycare, (did that at least twice), whined about EVERYTHING, and basically pissed off every other member on the board. I called it all out on my site (the boards are moderated, I couldn't do it there) with multiple updates on "Miss Obnoxious 2005".
Other than that, I've told about 6 people off this week already, for their complete incompetence. It's been a long week.

Luvwetcunt1000 48M
1258 posts
6/8/2006 3:24 am

I'm never bitchy. I'm an asshole ... all the time!

bbw4u06 50F

6/9/2006 7:57 pm

OK well I am not a bitchy person really. BUT one day I had a rough day at work, family stress etc. So a online friend had asked me about getting her some bras(she was in another country they were expensive and hard to find). So I told her to send me the money I woudld ask for them the next time I ordered from a plus size store in the province.
So I get home and phone the store. I said do you have 44ddd bras and she said I am sure we do...but there are so many not sure. And I said ...fine can you tell me when I can phone back and talk to someone who is willing to go fucking look!!!!!!
I am in customer service...not a good move but the shit was coming on strong that night.

toothysmile 50M
16514 posts
7/5/2006 3:35 am

hi sweetie
i ve missed you soooo...
i'm throwing a party! i'm blowing 100 candles... for my 100 posts. i will be so happy if you stop by.
my kisses.

naughtydoll2006 35F

7/7/2006 2:40 am

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looking4fun_604 50F
67 posts
7/8/2006 10:03 am

I embrace my bitchiness. One person at work whom I have much disdain for had gotten her hair cut & she now looked like the front of the DutchBoy paint cans (which really didn't compliment her chin whiskers). I asked her where she got her hair cut and she replied "the Haircuttery," to which I responded "I'd go ask for my money back!"
How does that rate?

rm_FreeLove999 46F
16127 posts
8/3/2006 1:55 pm

well... just in case you think you are not missed, if you don't make it to A baby blog party!! ... just know you are missed greatly!

[blog freelove999]

smackyman 46M
3845 posts
8/5/2006 11:49 pm

Yes - can you get your skinny ass back in here sometime? It's not the same without you...

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