Getting It Down Under - Joke  

girltech47 59F
552 posts
10/21/2005 12:13 pm

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Getting It Down Under - Joke

Getting It Down Under

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.

She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. And after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

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chas4037 67M
4119 posts
10/21/2005 6:14 pm

I laughed out loud.

Thank you

rm_willie8one2 70M
573 posts
10/22/2005 4:27 am

From my experance the women "Down Under" are that wild also, at least some of the ones I've meet.

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