One Man's Kinky...  

getitwhileucandy 55F
193 posts
4/26/2006 7:05 pm

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One Man's Kinky...


All this reading about pervs has me recalling a rather humorous story from my life. I thought I'd share it with you all. Not long after my divorce, I began to see a guy back home in Ohio...actually he was more like my booty call. At the time, I was spending a lot of time in the bars...trying to keep from being lonely. We met and became fuck buddies. He had a party at his home one night that I attended. There was a gay guy there who obviously felt he was my competition. (First time I ever had that experience...only time come to think of it!) Anyway, my fuck buddy was talking about his farm boy years. Freely, almost proudly, he told the story of how he use to fuck the sheep on their farm. I was freaking out! You mean to tell me I let this guy fuck me AFTER he'd been doing Mary's little lamb???? Ewwwww...

Later on in the night, when he and I and my competition for the night were the only three remaining, he asked a question of us. He wanted to know what was the most kinkiest thing we had ever done in our sexual life. I responded with "Well that depends on what you think is kinky." To which he replied, "Well the kinkiest thing I have ever done is watch my ex-wife being fucked by another man." I broke into uncontrollable laughter, tears streaming down my face, by belly starting to hurt from laughing so hard. "Why do you find that so funny?", he asked. "You have got to be kidding!", I said. "You think another man fucking your woman is kinkier than you fucking the sheep?"

Lesson I learned from him: My alcohol impaired judgment for choosing fuck buddies seriously sucks! (He wasn't even that good in bed...I wonder if the sheep got off?????)

So how about you, my cherished readers? Have you any stories about something you did that would be considered kinky by most that you would feel comfortable enough to share? My most kinky experience I will reveal in my next post....stay tuned!


metoo123 67M
1 post
4/26/2006 10:04 pm

HI my or one of my kinky ones was a threesome me a lady and another guys. We expect her but to horny to waqit so we start to suck each other and kiss and play with each other. She comes into bedroom and sees the fun has started already. She stirpps and we scuk and fuck and eat her her and suck each other some more. He mounts me and i eat her wh;le I have a hard cock in my ass she loves every minute of it. He takes rubber off and fucks her and I eat cum from her pussy, Ummmmmmmmm.That's one.......


elysianpleasure 47M

4/27/2006 5:21 am

My most people's measure here... my life has been relatively tame. The kinkest relationship in terms of feeling was a no-intercourse... but unbelievably hot because we did everything else relationship. Sorry... no sheep stories...


dper4her 60M

4/28/2006 3:14 am

omg. The guy was holding out on you. He didn't tell you about the goat.

My kinky story:
I accepted an invitation from a married woman a few years ago here on AdultFriendFinder.
From the start I could tell something was abuzz. I talked with her husband on the phone. Anger crept from his every word. Not sure why I liked that but I did.
Was a three hour drive to there house. Back then I was driving a Chevy pickup. Could feel every bump in the road as I droned Eastbound on route 36.
Arriving at the address. Rang the bell. He appeared, asked way to many questions. I simply replied with a standard response. “ I aint here to hurt her. Just gonna fuck her.” Then she appeared from behind to pull him aside.
After we settled into the living room. I noticed the music playing and commented as to how I'd attended one of their concerts. Way back when I was young. Turned out he was a musician whom played in the lead off band of the concert I'd attended.
About that time she walked in from the back room. Dresses in Victoria Secrets type affair. Bare breast bare ass. Of course I stood up. She approached. Pressed her silicon breast against me. He started to talk. She ordered him into the kitchen. That's when I knew this was “payback sex” right up in his face. My fantasy come true. Bashfulness overcame me as I asked her if we could retreat to the bedroom. As my pants were unleashed by her hands she aid “no right here”. Foreplay went on for awhile. then she started to mount me as I lay on my back in the middle of the living room floor. Looking over at him sitting at the kitchen table. Cigarette shaking in his hand. I thought he was getting off to easy. So I blurted out in ecstasy. Make me cum in your mouth while I tongue fuck you. Little did I know what I was in for. She went down on me as her ass was off to my left side. I reached over with my right arm. Grabbed her thigh and pulled her ass onto my face. Moments passed before I glanced over to see him crying like a little baby. About that time she pulled her mouth off my cock and started slapping it across her face. It hurt my cock. I thought what the fuck. Then she went back down on me with her mouth. A rush came over me so sudden. My cum gushed into her mouth. Ahh. Thrusting my tongue deep into her pussy wanting to savor the moment. Not. She stood up. Walked over to her husband as he sat with his face in his hands crying like a baby boy. Grabbed him by the hair, pulling him back facing the ceiling. She leaned over him. Her tongue came out to release my load of cum into his mouth. They kissed deeply.
As they were continuing. I got dressed to make my own way to the door. Sensing they were done with me.
To this day I've not figured that one out. Just know it was the best blow job I've ever had.


SirMounts 102M

4/28/2006 12:18 pm

LOL! Well, as I am fond of saying, whatever one can possibly imagine people doing, somebody somewhere is doing it right now... and more!
I await you next post with... wide open eyes. *winking* lol


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